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PETROLISED by KillerPete May 3, 2023
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Petroleum Popper
The Petroleum Popper is a move usually done on cute, adorable (and consenting) males with big, blue eyes and the most squeezable cheeks. To perform the Petroleum Popper,
you need:
- a wall
- 1 large glass on raw honey
- a Jakub
- Petroleum
- some dextrous fingers (3 is enough)
And that’s it!
First, find a suitable Jakub that fits the aforementioned description. Next, take your Jakub and strip any clothes off (after asking for consent of course). Then pour your raw honey over the entire Jakub, leaving no skin in the open air. An optional addition; you can pour a large dollop of honey down the crack for visual pleasure. Now, my favourite part! Throw that hunk of endearing, 2 beautiful buns babe at a large wall. Quick note, make sure the Jakub is facing away from you with arms and legs spread for easy access. Now do as you wish! I’ve noticed my Jakub perks up a little smile when I slap his buns silly and get my face all up in his chleba! When trying to stick large bad dragons into the behind of the Jakub, make sure to cover the tip to base in strawberry flavoured petroleum jelly. This goes for all Jakubs. Why so specific? I’m trying to find that out myself.
you need:
- a wall
- 1 large glass on raw honey
- a Jakub
- Petroleum
- some dextrous fingers (3 is enough)
And that’s it!
First, find a suitable Jakub that fits the aforementioned description. Next, take your Jakub and strip any clothes off (after asking for consent of course). Then pour your raw honey over the entire Jakub, leaving no skin in the open air. An optional addition; you can pour a large dollop of honey down the crack for visual pleasure. Now, my favourite part! Throw that hunk of endearing, 2 beautiful buns babe at a large wall. Quick note, make sure the Jakub is facing away from you with arms and legs spread for easy access. Now do as you wish! I’ve noticed my Jakub perks up a little smile when I slap his buns silly and get my face all up in his chleba! When trying to stick large bad dragons into the behind of the Jakub, make sure to cover the tip to base in strawberry flavoured petroleum jelly. This goes for all Jakubs. Why so specific? I’m trying to find that out myself.
Boostna: Lachit! You should’ve seen the Petroleum Popper I gave to Jakub last night! We’ve upgraded from a 5 inch wide bad dragon to a 12!!!
Bro: Wow, man. my Jakub can barely fit a 3 finger fisting.
Bro: Wow, man. my Jakub can barely fit a 3 finger fisting.
Petroleum Popper by JakubRawHoneySnowBunnyHeaven7 May 13, 2025
petrolence
Petrolence
petrolence
noun
The noxious cloud of fumes released when filling up a gas tank, resembling an industrial-strength fart.
Example:
“That petrolence at the pump hit harder than my morning coffee breath.”
petrolence
noun
The noxious cloud of fumes released when filling up a gas tank, resembling an industrial-strength fart.
Example:
“That petrolence at the pump hit harder than my morning coffee breath.”
petrolence by Heymuse January 2, 2026
petrolleum
Da real reason dat da infamously-ill-tempered under-bridge resident didn't want da different-sized herbivore-trio to noisily galumph across said water-spanning device --- i.e., said cranky entity had discovered a deposit of "Texas tea" in da vicinity, and didn't want anyone else to find out about it.
If da "stingy wif da bridge-passes" monster had opened a petrolleum station at one end of da bridge, perhaps da three goats might have used a vehicle to travel over to da greener pastures on da other side, rather than "trip-trapping" over said walkway on foot.
petrolleum by QuacksO May 3, 2026
Straight up petroleum
What you say when something is superior. A play off of the saying “that’s gas”, with petroleum being a pure natural gas.
Straight up petroleum by biscuit0823 May 23, 2021
Synthesis of Petroleum, Rubber and Related Materials
The decades-long quest to create the world's most important industrial materials without drilling holes in the ground or tapping trees. Petroleum synthesis (from coal, natural gas, or biomass) is real and practiced at scale—Fischer-Tropsch plants turn gas into liquid fuels, especially where oil is expensive and gas is cheap. Rubber synthesis is even more successful: most rubber today is synthetic, made from petroleum. The frontier is making these processes cheaper, cleaner, and more efficient, and eventually making them from renewable sources. The dream is a world where transportation fuels come from air and water, where tires are made from plants, and where the petroleum age ends not because we ran out of oil but because we found something better.
Synthesis of Petroleum, Rubber and Related Materials Example: "The plant synthesized diesel from natural gas, producing fuel that burned cleaner than oil-derived diesel. It worked perfectly, at scale, for decades. Environmentalists hated it because natural gas. Oil companies hated it because competition. The plant didn't care; it just made fuel. Synthesis had won, quietly, without anyone noticing."
Synthesis of Petroleum, Rubber and Related Materials by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026