perversion excursion

when your internet is down and it's time to make a trip to the smut shop

i forgot to pay my internet bill, i need a perversion excursion yo!

by j caviston April 15, 2008

google pervert

a person who searches on a search engine for porn or hentai to look at and possibly masturbate to. while google is the most common, many other search engines are used to satisfy their needs, many times search engines which are not used to find pics, i.e. urban dictionary's search engine or newgrounds search engine. the less intended purpose the more perverted.

google pervert: I'm gonna find some pokemon hentai on google!
normal person: my god...

by thegreatmonkey April 30, 2005

Pervert Job

A sexual act that is considered to be possibly one of the most perverted.It is usually accompanied by Irmo Jobs.It is when you get a blow job the girl sticks both her legs behind her head then spits the cum inside her vagina when you procede to anal fuck her.

No James, what type of girl do you think I am I would never give you a pervert job.

by James Liddell May 26, 2010

Pervert's Dictionary

The local phone book.

Jerry was feeling rather obscene, so he consulted the Pervert's Dictionary for some victims.

by McCock, the Crime Dick August 26, 2006

pervert

Someone who's idea of normal sexual interaction just happens to be kinkier than yours.

Example: (While having sex outside on a park bench)
Look over there honey. Those people having sex on the marry-go-round. I can’t believe them. They are such perverts.

by vaslav August 3, 2005

pervert-hater

An endangered species of perfectly normal children, who cannot understand why every little thing in this world is made pervy by the dirty minds of his/her generation.

Pervert: Hey, I'm going to take the meaning of the word "cock" and change it to mean something dirty, because my dirty mind wants it like that

Pervert-Hater: Ewwww! Why would you do something like that, a cock is a male chicken not a man's private part!

by Pokefreakred November 6, 2014

peeverb

The reverb that affects your voice when you use your cell phone while going to the bathroom.

"dude, are you in the bathroom? i can hear the peeverb!"

by Gotageek June 3, 2015