peruvian panflute

This is a fine sexual act where you fart inside of your partner's anus. Then, your partner positions their anus over your mouth and unloads your special surprise directly in your mouth.

Trevor: Man! Angela's breath is horrific! What's the deal?!
Mark: She got herself hooked on Peruvian Panflutes bud...

by jivers4 January 8, 2015

Peruvian meat nugget

A failed attempt at giving someone a Cleveland steamer.

I was trying to give Cindy a nice solid turd on her chest but all that came out were little Peruvian meat nuggets.

by scatophile56 March 26, 2008

Peruvian

An intelligent and hard working person. A great warrior and a savage fighter.
Someone who kicked the shit out of the American military not too long ago.

I wish I was Peruvian!

by Muhammed Jafar (I'm a Peruvian Muslim) August 20, 2003

peruvian girl

An extremely beautiful, intelligent, wild, crazy, gorgeous, spicy, women. Who cooks like a goddess and has the best food in the universe. She is in touch with her culture and has an unhealthy obsession with llamas. Loves potatoes or carbs in every meal. Always the life of the party by dancing marinera, as a true Trujilliana would. Brings color to the world inside and out. If you ever fall in love with a Peruvian girl you will never want to let her go.

"What nationality is she?" "She's a peruvian girl" "You might wanna let her go man..."
"If she wears super colorful outfits, and she thicc, she a peruvian girl"

by llamalover1 June 17, 2018

peruvian piledriver

When you are 69ing with a girl in a porto-pottie and after you bust her face you dunk her head into the hole.

"dude i just gave that girl a peruvian piledriver in the porto-potttie."

by dansmith45 January 10, 2010

Peruvian Handcart

Running a two-man train on a woman.

Why don't you and Paul just cut all this shit and run the old Peruvian Handcart on her?

by Cockblock September 16, 2012

peruvian bike helmet

a sexual act in which one person excretes feces into their hands, then proceeds to smear it on their partner from the forehead, to the base of the neck. After this sand is then poured over the head of the receiving partner and is then followed by ejaculating over the sand, further cementing the gritty shit helmet onto the scalp.

Donald Trump was seen last Thursday sporting a Peruvian bike helmet, an admittedly much better trade up from his usual toupee.

by ZippyJack August 7, 2016