peoplesicle

a person contained in a cryogenic chamber.

Science hasn't yet discovered how to reanimate peoplesicles preserved by cryogenic freezing.

by scharky January 11, 2023

perplexed

That's what you are when something confuses the fuck out of you.

Women: exist
Me: "Holly fuck, I'm perplexed!"

by yourgrandmasmokinmeth April 3, 2023

Purplediculous

(adjective): A term denoting something utterly absurd, nonsensical, or preposterous, particularly in its perpendicularity to conventional norms or expectations. It encapsulates a state of extreme ludicrousness, often with a surreal or fantastical twist, reminiscent of the color purple. The word intertwines the concept of perpendicularity, implying a departure from the norm in a direction that is both unexpected and absurd.

The notion that unicorns roam the streets at night is simply purplediculous

by Pixylicious March 15, 2024

I’m perplexed

I’m puzzled; I really don’t know what to do with myself. UD Jews, I’m talking to you guys.

I really don’t know how all of this is going to work out. Really bad timing.

I’m just hoping maybe some kind of event happens soon. Then I can catch up with everybody else.

The world is beginning to overtake me. I don’t know what to do.

I’m perplexed. Everything is beginning to overwhelm me. I’m really overwhelmed and confused.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023

PEOPLE LEAKING PERPLEXPLORE EVENT

WHY ARE YOU SO RUDE THE EVENT PERPLEXPLORE IS ON WEDNESDAY UR NOT SUPPOSED TO LEAK IT I HATE THESE PEOPLE LIKE UGH

Example 1

ugly person:"huzah! huzahahaha! HUz!- zah!"
person: "I HATE PEOPLE LEAKING PERPLEXPLORE EVENT LIKE SHUT THE HELL UP!!"

Example 2
ugly person: "omg look its epic sneyser real its so cool look"
person: "kys"

by mkunga May 15, 2023