Period

Mr. T's middle name

"First name, Mr. Middle name, period. Last name, T."

by gdihtdriurtd March 4, 2009

Period

Hell

Man 1: Man my girlfriend just broke a frame, cried about it, hit me when i laughed, chased me outside, locked me out, threw my stuff (half of it broken) out the window, cussed me....
Man 2: sooooo.... she's on her period?
Man 1: Ya....

by Commander Scoob May 29, 2010

Period

A symbol used as punctuation .
Or, a span of time.

I bet you're some teenage boy thinking it's funny to look up things about us girlsezzz bodies.

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Oh no, it's time for 3rd period

by Anonymouse🐀 December 6, 2018

Period

It's what you end a sentence with.......no, I'm not in the mood to make a joke pertaining to women

Don't forget the period, otherwise your story will just be a big sentence

by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018

Period

God's way of tell a woman she is not pregnant.

"Kayla, do you have a pad? I am on my period."

by AnUnCoolGirl August 31, 2014

Period

The period, also known as the menstrulation cycle is when a female generally in their pre-teens (12-16) leaks ovary blood from their female genitalia (vagina) During this cycle you experience: weight gain, hard and engorged breasts, coherence, depression, eating disorder, mood swings, etc. Generally, when left a long period of time without cleaning, the menstrual blood gets a fishy smell to it. It’s good for fish-fillet and salmon, so I recommend collecting it and adding it to your meal rotation for healthy skin. Many fish oil pills secretly use the uterus blood In their product. The female period is what happens to prepare your ovaries for a baby to come out. Yum. These babies generally say “ow” when they come out because they drown in your sweet fish scented genitalia juice. Quotes from females on their periods: “This is hanging off my eyelid” “I’m hurting” “ow.” “ow.” “THERE IS CRANBERRY SAUCE IN MY LONG JOHNS, YEE-HAW!” “My favorite thong is ruined!” “delicious fish fillet.” “I made some great pesto last night for dinner for me and my kids.” “oh sh#$” “MY PEEPEE FEELS WEIRD”. Tips for your period: Wash the peepee often. When left alone for a long period of time, the blood dries and creates a thick crust around the peepee, which breaks into delicious cookie-sprinkles when you move your legs too much. (great for sugarcookies by the way, good with fish-fillet.)

I am on my period

by Uterus Pesto August 24, 2018

Period

The monthly shedding of blood from the ovaries, which makes a fairly large mess.

Did you know? There are just as many female murders as male, but the girls never get caught. Why?
Because periods teach us exactly how to deal with blood.

by NoLifeOtakuGirl August 2, 2014