i couldn't explain it. I had trouble just trying to talk. Like I was having an ignotum per ignotius moment or something.
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D = (L * P) / T
Where L = length of the penetrating portion of the dick in feet, P = the number of thrusts, and T = the amount of time in minutes between first and last counted thrust.
D = (L * P) / T
Where L = length of the penetrating portion of the dick in feet, P = the number of thrusts, and T = the amount of time in minutes between first and last counted thrust.
"Sally and I got it on for real last night. I think we we're doing about 240 dick-feet per minute all night long."
Ken sure had enthusiasm, but his penis was so short that he could never manage respectable dick-feet per minute.
Ken sure had enthusiasm, but his penis was so short that he could never manage respectable dick-feet per minute.
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Pay per click follows a rigged auction model where no one knows how much the other is bidding, making the search engines huge sums of money for nothing.
Pay per click follows a rigged auction model where no one knows how much the other is bidding, making the search engines huge sums of money for nothing.
pay per click advertisements are usually dispayed on the right hand side of search engine listings when typing in keywords
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A fart with higher fpm is stinkier.
A fart with higher fpm is stinkier.
"Aww, dude, did you just break wind?"
"It's okay, it was only a few farts per million. You won't even notice."
"It's okay, it was only a few farts per million. You won't even notice."
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