one knee pee

n. stance taken to effectively relieve yourself, usually during an intoxicated state, in extremely crowded areas, i.e. concerts, tailgates, wet t-shirt contests, and/or food and beer festivals (when walking to the restroom is just not an option)

pee, urinate

You are at a crowded concert and the headlining act has just taken the stage. Suddenly, the urge to pee hits you! Everyone knows the lines are long in the bathroom and it will take forever. The only other option is the one knee pee. You assume the one knee stance, pull up your pants/shorts leg past the knee that is touching the ground, pull out tool and let it fly.
Warning: the one knee pee works best under cover of darkness and only in extremely crowded areas. The author of this message is not responsible for anyone who attempts to pee uphill or into the wind.

by Shands_uno August 8, 2007

Peeons

a lame.

What the fuck wrong with these peeons
They don't know WhyG a demon (i am!)

by yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah April 24, 2019

peeon

A person who is of such low status in society that it is socially acceptable for another person of higher status to pee on them.

That drug dealer, Eddy, is a real peeon.

by tbegota May 3, 2010

Peeonme

It is a very funny word lol yay I love the word.

hi saamanaika peeonme

by Gii July 12, 2021

peeon

Someone who makes less than everybody at a job and has to run all the errands.

"Look at Shelly the secretary she is such a peeon"

by Nicole Little January 20, 2007

peeon

a person or thing one would like to pee on.

hey thalia, look at that girl named carolyn isn't she a peeon.

by john diangelo January 27, 2010

Peeonce'

(Pronounced: Pee-on-say) A Fiance' that you mistreat or 'pee on' (not literally)

My Peeonce' bought me this crappy engagement ring

by JMoore007 February 5, 2009