patron

An expensive brand of tequila which black people drink before they have sexual intercourse.

Ma shawty and i was sippin da patron befo we get to da sexin', yo. Mah dat good shit, we gone and we doesn't even know it, yo.

by nahh? November 9, 2010

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patronie

exclusive group of hilarious individuals that gather for the purpose of adding material to a soon to be published book of quotes. usually aided by cafe patron.

patronie=good friends, good times

i am in need of some laughs with my patronies!

by hmcj December 15, 2011

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patronize

A word no one understands because it's always used out of context.

1: Hey! Want to go to the movies later on?
2: Maybe.
1: Come on you'll have fun!
2: Stop PATRONIZING me!

by Sarah April 29, 2004

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Patron strain of the Mexican flu

A hangover.

(After a late night out drinking with colleagues)

Coworker 1: Has anyone seen Sarah this morning? It's already 10:00 and this project is on a deadline.

Coworker 2: Last I saw her was at 2:30 AM when we were leaving the bar after a really late happy hour. I think she called in this morning with the flu.

Coworker 1: Yeah. Must be the Patron strain of the Mexican flu that's been going around.

by The Silly Human February 22, 2011

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Patronuphobia

A fear of being attacked by or having one's attack countered by a Patronus. Symptoms include paranoia around fog machines, nausea when hearing about or viewing Bambi, fear of sudden bright lights and occasional fainting due to hearing the EXPECT yelled loudly.

Griffendor student: yo, WTF is wrong with that RavenClaw?

Slytherin student: looks like she got that Patronuphobia, dude. She shouldn't have come to this GaGa show.

by Cephklok June 11, 2011

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