payhole

payhole (pey hole) NOUN. A body orifice used to earn money, i.e. a mouth, vagina, anus, nostrils or ears.

Dick- Oh, stick it in your payhole, Jane.

Jane- Which one?

Dick- How many payholes do you have?

Jane- Seven.

Dick- WTF?! You do not!

Jane- (counting off her fingers.) Pussy is one, asshole is two, mouth is three, right ear is four, left ear is five, right nostril is six, left nostril makes seven.

Dick- How much do you charge for a nostrilfuck?

Jane- Right or left?

Dick- is there a difference?

Jane- Righty tighty, lefty loosey, as daddy used to say.

Dick- Your daddy is a sick fuck.

Jane- That must be why I'm with you, Dick.

Dick- You know how much I hate it when you're smarter than me.

Jane- OHHHH, so that's why you're always trying to fuck my brains out. And I thought you liked me.

Dick- Get real. I'm only with you because you give great nose. C'mere, you.

(snorting noises, laughter)

Dick- THAT WAS AWESOME!!!

Jane- I do what I can.

Dick- I want to take you home to meet Mom.

Jane- What's she like?

Dick- Well, her left nostril is a lot bigger than her right one...

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

Pathological Liar

A person or President who apparently seems to believe their lies like it was true.

"But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong. We found them"
-Source Washington Mail (verified).

Simon: "I cant help being a Pathological Liar :("
Jon: "Your Just like George W Bush. You know what the W stands for dont ya?"
Simon: "yeah Weapons of Mass destruction"

by azio November 9, 2005

pothole

a hole in the road

Where one would hide his or her marijuana}

yo bro, go out to the pothole and grab me a joint

by hunterfly123456 March 20, 2009

Palhole

A synonym for "Frenemy". Palhole will replace Frenemy in the year 3,000 as Conan has predicted. Palhole is a combination of Pal and Asshole. These type of people are friends and assholes at the same time. Get rid of these people.

My palhole is knocking on the door again. *sigh*

by Lightboxes September 13, 2009

pothole dj

Anyone who drives a car, with a cd player so bad, that when they hit a bump their cds skips.

Dude, I wouldn't have gotten a ride home with Bill if I had realized he was a pothole dj. His cd player sucks ass.

by RC Rondo November 10, 2009

pathological interrupter

When you are expressing an important concept or imparting an important situation, the pathological interrupter will change topics in mid-sentence as you are speaking. They continue to do it after you call them on it because they are insecure in themselves and don't realize they are doing it.

I was telling them a story about how the neighbors were robbed at gunpoint and the pathological interrupter started speaking about his greatness at his job and how important he is there.

by romdo308 October 7, 2013

pathogen

An organism (bacteria, virus, prion or a fungi) which has the ability to cause disease

The pathogen that killed 1/3 of the world's population in the 14th century was a bacteria

by DoktorMaki November 11, 2019