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Patchoulian

Hippy wannabe marinated in Patchouli to mask the scent of pot smoking and disdain of hygiene. Often seen at vegan festivals, any protests and incense stores. Wears Birkenstocks and work socks in the coldest winter months.
Often interchangeable with Waspafarian.
That Patchoulian just tried to sell me a poem!
by longrider700 January 10, 2015
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Panchode

A couple together where the girl is as flat as a pan and her man’s got a a chode. Worst couple in the school. Disgusting to see them. They usually do weird stuff together.
Nemanja and Jayde are considered together as a panchode.
by Jovannn December 21, 2019
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Patched

Getting Turnt, partying hard with illegal substances, getting drunk
I'm ready to get so patched at the party on Friday
by Ghetto girl May 14, 2015
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Patched

To be raped by a girl known in many circles as "The Patch"
Harris "Dude! who did you take home last night?"

Billy "I got patched"
by Henry Ferrari January 16, 2009
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Patchouli

Gertrude's patrueli reeks of the essence of old lady burial dirt . Patchouli The smell of "little old ladies" who have passed away shortly after burial .
by The funeral director February 28, 2019
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Patchoo

The meaning of patchoo is: a donkey ass.
man, you reak of patchoo!
by Jan D. December 5, 2004
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patchopath

A relatively harmless subcategory of psychopath whose attacks are limited to couples with rhyming names.

The patchopath's attacks are restricted to juvenile heckling, unless it is discovered that one of it's victims has denounced their given name in favor of a shortened version of their last name, in which case the patchopath may become aggressive. The only effective defense at this point is shielding oneself with the middlemost finger and liberal deployment of F bombs.

The origin of the name is unknown, but is believed to be the result of the first victim's inability to spell-check, possibly to due to post-traumatic stress following the attack.
Victim: I was talking to this lady after work and we were attacked by a patchopath!

Innocent Bystander: OMG, what happened? What did you do?

Victim: Oh, I whipped out the finger and tossed around some F bombs and they took off. It was pretty impressive.
by My Nickname May 6, 2009
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