Pata Pon

a fun PSP game that seems pretty easy until you have to perform miracles
then you stop playing

I used to play Pata Pon.

Then I stopped because I almost killed myself

by Marty Party 23 February 11, 2009

Pataco

A pataco is a, stinky vagina that smells like a mix of taco and tuna.

Jack that's not tuna that's her pataco!

by Beer Bob September 26, 2010

Paragraphing

Receiving a series of texts that exceed 160 characters or more.

Dude 1: Bro did that hot chick from last night ever end up texting you back?

Dude 2: Dude... her texts were so long they included footnotes. She was straight paragraphing.

by GammaThetaBroseph November 7, 2011

Palagi

/pɑ lʌŋɪ/ pa - lah - ngi

"Palagi" is Samoan for "Foreigner", it is mostly used to refer to Caucasian people.

Person 1: "See that Palagi over there?"
Person 2: "Yeah I see him."

by Zazmeister November 14, 2019

Paraguayan

A citizen from Paraguay who will hold their head up proud and will not take shit from anybody and will sip his/her tea with dignity. So fuck you.

I'm Paraguayan.
Ha Mow my lawn bitch
How about I mow your face asshole

by A Rebel October 14, 2010

Paraguayan Popsicle

First reported on the streets of Asuncion, Paraguay, this requires a popsicle stick, a cylindrically shaped turd, and no shame.

A) Take a large, solid shit in a box.
B) Place a popsicle stick inside the turd.
C) Seal the 'popsicle' inside a ziploc bag and put it in a freezer for 24 hours.
D) Take the popsicle out, go to a playground, and offer children your "Paraguayan popsicle."

Chef: "Hey kids, try this Paraguayan popsicle!"
Cartman: "Awesome thanks Chef! ....Wait a minute, this tastes like SHIT!"
Kenny: "mummummmumumum"
Kyle: "Haha Kenny's right Cartman, you're retarded!"

by Dr. Popsicle March 4, 2011

palagmaga

A person who is clumsy in movement or action, often falling over unceremoniously or spilling drinks whilst at once remaining mysteriously unscathed yet primed for the next inelegant mishap.

Derived from the middle eastern phrase 'clumsy camel'.

She was happily walking along when, all of a sudden, she fell down a flight of stairs. She then dusted herself off and continued on her way. What a Palagmaga!

by Xephil Onjon January 15, 2008