pastry pitching

Throwing powdered doughnuts through your car windows at other moving vehicles. The most fun you'll ever have.

Last night we went pastry pitching and got three cars to chase us!

by The Azor April 25, 2007

pastry fucker

When u do a donut and pretend it is some asian chick in 8th grade.

Paul Espinosa.

Omg wth did u have to do that?!?!? Ur such a Paul Espinosa...I mean..pastry fucker

by I_LOVE_SAGGY_BOOBS December 25, 2004

pastry bagging

Act of jizzing in a condom after sexual intercourse,then after you have jizzed in the condom you proceed to tie off one end and squeeze the semen out onto your lovers face as if you were decorating a cake.

"Hey Matt,I took you advice and started pastry bagging that ho last night,she loved it"

by Plat247 April 16, 2008

Pastry chef

When one can sign there initials on a girls tits with their cum.

Wow, you were even able to dot the "i" for Ivan? Your a real Pastry Chef

by eric May 20, 2004

Pastry Bagged

When a person of excessive foreskin ejaculates within. Then squeezing it out onto the sexual partner. Similar to cake decorating.

"He pastry bagged a heart shape on my chest."

by JWNoDoubt83 January 13, 2009

Pastry Chef

Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between commencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.

Tyrone: "Damn its only 1pm and hes passed out already!" Kiren: "Yeah he's such such a Pastry Chef".

by TyroneTT July 27, 2008

pastry chef

a drug dealer.

"man where did you get this awesome weed?"
"my pastry chef keeps me baked"

by Nos_addict January 24, 2009