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pussy paste

(n.) A thick, foul-smelling substance the consistency of cupcake frosting produced by a woman's yeast-infected or grievously unwashed vagina. Pussy paste tends to collect around the labia in the form of clumps. Shed pubic hairs may or may not be present in the pussy paste stalactites, but when it is, it lends a certain aspect of visual horror to their appearance. It is widely accepted that pussy paste smells similar to the shithouse on a tuna boat.
I really like Susan, but her pussy paste problem is just too much to handle without a gas mask.
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
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pastie

A tassle for your nipple so you can get 'naked' but not be totally out there, but it doesn't cover very much at all.
She was not naked, she was wearing a pastie.
by Joe February 1, 2004
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Boy Paste

Another term for man fat, jism or spunk. Usually served warm
"What ho, John," cried Dave, "I see you lost that game of sticky biscuit"
"Oh crap," whimpered John, flushing. "Have I still got boy paste in my beard?"
by Jules the King January 17, 2008
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Post Ejaculation Cum Paste

When the head of ones penis pastes to the undergarments after fucking due to post ejaculation cum paste.
I fucked that bitch last night and woke up with my dick stuck to my boxers from post ejaculation cum paste.
by hayooh December 4, 2010
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Roblox Copy and Paste

Allow me to define and describe one of the most commonly seen "styles" on ROBLOX. Copy and Pastes are girls who probably want to OD with slenders and are known to be somewhat toxic (not all are but that's their reputation) They usually have black messy hedgehog hair and simple clothes and stitchface (playful if they can afford) and sometimes a shitty short 17k leg (Korblox Deathspeaker)
20kliezz: Dang that is one sexyRoblox Copy and Paste
vTrustedJakxx: Lets flirt with them.
Roblox Copy and Paste: Hey ;).
by ssimpinq Defines Shit December 17, 2020
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Pyro Pastie

The act of defecating in a newspaper, lighting it, and throwing it onto your neighbours lawn in the hope that he will stamp on it to put it out.
'That cunt next door is doing my head in, so I lobbed him a Pyro Pastie and watched as he stamped on it in his slippers'
by iKaite July 14, 2009
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Pastey nigga

When white guys try to be black
" Ethan Brett is the official pastey nigga"
by Yolo swag titties September 16, 2014
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