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Paleo-pornography

The ability to determine what decade a clip of porn is from merely by observing Ron Jeremy's appearance and other 'hairstyle' attributes.
Dude ) Hey Phil! Come and check this clip out!

Phil ) Hmmm. Ron Jeremy is skinny, and the hairstyles are 'un-trimmed'. This is classic 80's porn.

Dude ) You sir are correct! Excellent Paleo-pornography skills.
by SoylentBob1970 January 15, 2010
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pornographic

A good word to use to describe something that is obscenely good.
"Matey, last night can only be described as pornographic"
by Bot_40 June 29, 2006
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pornographic hoe

someone who is addicted to porn but is a girl
man thas a pornographic hoe
she stay watchin that porn
oh really
by dareus September 3, 2007
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Intro Paragraph

A nicely formed ass. Either big or small, round or tight, it has to be on a girl though. Do not mistake this for a girl that is big as an elephant. This is an exceptional ass that is rare
That girl over there got a nice intro paragraph. You should hop on it
by Intro Puff May 21, 2009
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pornographication

Term created by sociologist Frank Furedi to describe how childrens lives are increasing subject to sexual imagery, imagery the children themselves do not understand as sexual. Term first appeared in an essay on The First Post website
Leopard skin bikinis for kids are so pornographied
Why do we need a 'Bratz babyz' range, marketed at three-year-olds, which includes dolls dressed in leather and lingerie. Thats just pornographication.
A recent ad with Christina Aguilera dressed as a schoolgirl licking a lollipop is just pornographication
by Maz Old Boy February 28, 2007
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pervographer

you know when you see a girls profile, and she has an album called 'modelling' and you view it, and it kinda arouses you, but it shouldnt, because she's 17. and you realise that the photo is technically really bad, and she is in fact topless, with a thong on, simply hiding her breasts with an elbow.

so then your thoughts wander.... and you think about the man or woman (usually man) who took these images. you then see his name on the caption for the image, and it reads some mediocre name, like "John Hunt Photography" and then you visit his website, and you do in fact realise that every image of every girl on there, taken with the £3k camera he doesn't know how to use, is classed as "glamour" -  it is lit terribly (TERRIBLY!!!!), and has some form of background similar to a bedsheet that has been crapped on, and then tie dyed, then you see the guys photo, he looks horribly balding, and kinda wierd when he smiles. only one word comes into your head - "PERVOGRAPHER"
pervographer: "hey, have you ever done any modelling?"
girl: "no?"
p: "you should let me take some pictures of you (half naked), take my card (created for free on vistaprint), Have a nose through my portfolio (scrap book) see if you like the style (half naked) of shot i use with these other models (teen girls desperate for attention).''
by xceilix January 20, 2010
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Pornography

Pornography can be seen through a magazine or your phone, normal porn is naked people probably having sex, but there are other types of porn. Porn is not illegal per se but there is sick porn, i made up 2 levels of sick porn, mild sick porn which is just gay porn or lesbian porn, and heavy sick porn which is rule 34 shit. Another type of porn is child porn which is illegal, it shows rape ( a grown man banging a girl from age 7-14 ) and that is fucked up. so some porn is illegal and some isnt
Pornography
by pseudonym ツ October 5, 2020
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