Parpas

An equivalent to the term "POS" used in machine shops.

Wow, that machine is such a giant Parpas.

by Gee O Dee December 10, 2013

parpie

Something legendary and really fluky that happens at random.

"Yoo dude that was such a parpie moment"

by OMW2Silver November 11, 2019

Pootie Parper

A person who goes to the parties just to get drunk and leave.

Amelia is such a pootie parper! She came to my 18th birthday, drank all of my booze and then left!

by Baracudaboy January 14, 2009

Parpy McShitter

The art of female vaginal gas release (a parp) whilst defecating at the same time (shitter). To be a true parpy mcshitter, the women must do this act into a Mcdonalds Mcflurry icecream container. Then a straw or other eating device can be added and served to the customer.

I was up at Gregs house and he made his girlfriend do a Parpy Mcshitter. We then went to Mcdonalds and snuck it into the Mcflurry tray.... I believe a small child died.

by prof.reg.fritter November 8, 2011

parpy

adj. - being both lumpy and moist; usually used to convey disgust, but sometimes admiration

That sausage over there? The texture ain't right. That shit is straight parpy.

When used positively: That ass is parpy girl. Mmm.

by Smoopasm October 16, 2012

parpetration

The emission of a toxic odor from the nether regions: a fart.

Ewww, parpetration! Who parpetrated?

by FirstTimeSS September 12, 2009

parpagene

(verb) The act of backing away from a ground ball while looking away, closing your eyes and sweeping your glove out to your sides in hopes to field the ball.

"Wow, did you see that? That guy was so afraid, he tried to parpagene that ground ball!"

by cad281 June 19, 2013