Paper Bag Fuck

A girl that only worthiness is to be fucked with a paper bag over her head

Guy 1 : Woah Nick is crazy going out with that chick.

Guy 2 : She does have a banging body but she a paper bag fuck.

by Bot 121212121 March 21, 2009

paper bag theorem

A biological theorem postulated by the famed naturalist Dr. I.B. Crunkdenstein which states that penile erection may be maintained during the act of intercourse with an ugly ass bitch if a paper bag is shoved on her head. Preferably, an orafice should be carved into the masticular region so that one may still scog down his partner's throat.

Yeah, so I drunk-fucked that Natalie chick last night--thank God for the paper bag theorem.

by assbagginsQB December 4, 2005

paperbagable

A term used to describe a person whom has a nice looking body with an ugly face. The person is appealing from the shoulders down; paperbag is used to cover his or her face during sex. Mostly used to desribe females.

John: Dude, ya see number 6 on their team?

Scott: She looks good from behind but thats it!

Mike: Man, she is so paperbagable.

by Sidvicious 089 December 9, 2008

brown paper bag

A 32oz or a 40oz bottle of beer wrapped in a brown paper bag because you like the look of it usually bought at quik stops, gas stations,7-11's... Ect.

Also the title of a slaming DJ Khaled song

Let's hit up the quik stop and get us some brown paper bags... Son!

That brown paper bag.... That brown paper bag!!

by Cecilia and Sabrina October 27, 2007

Double Paper Bag It

Similar to Paper Bag It, where you put a paper bag over the head of a woman you are having sex with to cover her ugliness, to Double Paper Bag It is have sex with a woman so ugly, that is becomes necessary to cover your own head with a paper bag just in case her's comes off.

Dude 1: Hey what do you think about doing it with Maurice?
Dude 2: Are you out of your mind?!? She makes Rosie O'Donnell look like Megan Fox!!
Dude 1: It's all good, just got to double paper bag it!!

by TheNotoriousKEV March 8, 2010

paper bag princess

A female with an immaculate body, but a less than satisfactory face.

Named after popular Robert Munch character of the same name.

"this girl had a nice body, but a filthy face, so I put a paper bag on her head, and had my way with her. One might just call her a paper bag princess"

by Chodester July 16, 2003

paper bag snorkel game

you give a woman a paper bag, put it on their head, leave a hole in it, and insert a snorkel so that they may breath.

Me: Want to play the paper bag snorkel game?

You: What is the paper bag snorkel game?

Me: Here is a paper bag... wear it... there is a hole i will now insert a snorkel for you to breath.

You: *choking/gagging noises*

by Davidge May 5, 2008