Nickname for Kristaps Porzingis. After his god-awful performance in the first round of the 2021 NBA Playoffs against the Clippers, averaging 13 points, 5 rebounds, and 1 three in the playoffs, Porzingis earned himself the nickname as 'The New Pandemic P'. It is theorised that Paul George infected Porzingis with the Pandemic P virus during an ankle breaker in game 2.
"I am lost for words", Doncic said in an interview after game 7's loss, frustrated, "It's like we're paying a 7'3" Shawn Bradley 158 million dollars to stand around the perimeter and shoot 30% from 3. At this point, I think we should just call him The New Pandemic P"
by MasamiYoshida June 11, 2021
Get the The New Pandemic P mug.A mysterious 'Flu' that was started by a huge number of juvenile pigs bunking off school in the world's largest farmyard boycott. This was immediately assumed to be a Flu Pandemic, as Humans started to bunk off school too. During a French lesson last week, the Pandemic reached Level 5 and record numbers of students did not attend their French lessons.
The Flu soon because contagious amongst humans, transferred not by touch, but by questions like "Wanna go down the shop?" and "Do you want to come round and play Xbox round my house?"
The Flu soon because contagious amongst humans, transferred not by touch, but by questions like "Wanna go down the shop?" and "Do you want to come round and play Xbox round my house?"
Miles: Where were you in Maths yesterday?
David: I had swine flu.
Miles: This Swine Flu Pandemic really is getting to everyone, I was one of only four people in Maths yesterday.
David: I had swine flu.
Miles: This Swine Flu Pandemic really is getting to everyone, I was one of only four people in Maths yesterday.
by ActiasLuna May 2, 2009
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by George.wasn't.here? August 3, 2010
Get the Panel mug.1.Verb: To engage in direct bodily contact with another person with your clothes on in order to achieve sexual gratification.
2. Verb: To dry hump.
2. Verb: To dry hump.
by Ryan Post May 27, 2006
Get the paneling mug.Pandemicink is the experience of intense sexual arousal in response to a real or imagined pandemic. Objects such as masks, latex gloves, and scrubs, for example, are viewed as aesthetically pleasing and may become fetishes. This paraphilia may also involve behavior such as doctor-patient role play, participation in remote threesomes, or in extreme cases, edge play scenarios like "bug-chasing" (seeking out infected individuals or high-risk front-line care workers as sexual partners).
That pic of Coco in a plague doctor mask and latex gloves is so hot...I get wet every time I look at it. Do I have a pandemicink?
by Sardanapalus March 31, 2020
Get the pandemicink mug.A code word for roommates that is texted whilst the user is tickling his pickle and wishes to remain undisturbed.
by Ytatatayahah November 20, 2019
Get the Have paneer mug.In direct contrast to Pandemic Denialism; an attempt to TRANSFORM the reality of a well documented and chronicled failure to lead into the fantasy of precognitive crisis awareness and ahead-of-the-curve responsiveness.
Hold on a minute, let me get this straight. So the coronacrisis isn't a hoax, it's not a media over reaction, it's not just another partisan attack, it's not just the flu'... now you're the Pandemic Prophet crushing the invisible enemy with spectacular efficiency and effectiveness.
Yeah, and if it's repeated enough times it will BE reality...
Yeah, and if it's repeated enough times it will BE reality...
by YAWA April 19, 2020
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