Penelope

Penelope aka Penny, is an awesome girl. She has brown hair and brown eyes, and she always makes people laugh.
She is the prettiest person ever, all of the boys fall for her, but she is responsible and only chooses the good boys.

Boy: Wow who's that?
Other boy: I dunno, but she's pretty!
Me: She's my friend Penelope, and she's off limits!

by Unknown Steve April 4, 2019

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings'

a novel way to start offering advice and easy solutions to complex problems

Example 1:

I don't know what to do - my boyfriend can't stop turning his head at anything in a short dress and stilettos. I find it really humiliating.

ah yes, go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then adjust his horndog settings to what you'd like them to be

Example 2:

what are we going to do about the energy crisis and global warming?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings', click on 'energy efficiency' and then next to that you'll see 'make the world a lot more energy efficient'

Example 3:

How do I stop my boyfriend from farting so much?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then 'flatulence'...

by Peter Greenwall March 2, 2011

Penelope

When you meet them you think she's quiet when you talk to her you wish she was quiet when you know her and she's quiet your scared

Guy who doesn't know her: she's a nobody
Guy who knows her: Penelope definitely is a somebody

by Vsco_ Chicken_nugget January 20, 2020

Booger Panel

The panel underneath the driver or passenger seat of a car where boogers are wiped and stored with the idea that nobody will ever see them...ever.

Shit, I rented a car the other day and went to wipe a booger on the booger panel but realized it was pretty much crusted over already. Now my hand it completely contaminated. Kill me.

by BabyFishMouth December 31, 2016

pantload

(noun) disparaging term for a person because they are being un-fun/rude/stupid/unpleasant.

"John, quit being a pantload or I'm going to leave."

by Maimee546 April 16, 2006

cracks in the ceiling panels

In the male (and possibly female) restrooms of high schools, cheap ceiling panels can be pushed aside. This allows students to climb up into the ceiling (usually by using the handles in the handi-capped stall) where they can smoke weed during lunch. Should not be attempted by students over 300 pounds.

"Dude! There's people in the ceiling!"
"Cracks in the ceiling panels, man. Cracks in the ceiling panels."

by cpoc December 9, 2003

paneleiro

It means Gay, in portuguese.

Que grande paneleiro!
(What a big gay!)

by Pedro Miguel July 16, 2005