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Palestined

When enduring prolonged injustice without acknowledgment or support, attempting to assert your rights results in disproportionate punishment instead.
I permitted someone in my dorm to use my Xbox, but later, he took it to his room and declined to share. Despite my repeated complaints and appeals to dorm management, they remained unresponsive. One day, I resolved to retrieve my Xbox, but he physically attacked me, and the dorm management held me responsible for trying to reclaim my property, resulting in my expulsion from campus. I have been palestined!
by supa saiya December 28, 2023
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When you fuck around and find out, but then blame everything on the Jews.
Omg do you see how he is about to palestine his life? Sad isn't it?
by Dardania November 25, 2023
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Palestined

When someone lies to something is theirs and keeps trying to get it “back” even though they never owned.
Dude that guy is trying to kick us off our table even though the waiter put us here and he doesn’t even have a reservation. We’re totally being palestined!
by Fakestinian December 27, 2023
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Palestine

Pretending to be a victim while trying to commit murder
My exwife was trying to Palestine me but the cops luckily saw through her lies.
by Delakando December 27, 2023
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Palestinated

An illusion of person who think he have a country and that Jesus born Palestinian even thought the Islam religion invented 600 years later, also group of people that don't know that Jewish people were in the land of Israel 5000 years before any muslim.
He got palestinated even though he read the historic facts.
by Zivgordon December 30, 2023
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Palestine

Palestine is a modification of the name given to the land of Judea by the Romans in 70 CE, which was "Palistina"
It was occupied by various foreign empires including the Ottoman and British Empires, until 1947's UN resolution 181 which offered states relatively of equal size to the native Arabs and Jews. When the Arabs said no, the Jewish faction took their half and immediately were attacked by their neighbors. They won. Israel attacked again in 1967 in preemptive strike. They won. They were attacked in 1973. They won. Then the Arabs were offered a state in the Oslo Accords. They said no. In 2005, Israel forcibly evicted it's citizens from Gaza, and when Palestinian elections were held, Hamas won and brutally murdered its political opponents. Here we are today.
"Palestine" Is a modification to the name of a Roman province from the early common era.
It is also a place in Texas.
by person@person June 18, 2025
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Palestined

When you take back something that has been Israeled from you
Someone stole my bike and Israeled it from me after he told everyone that bike was his because "If I don't steal it someone else would". I finally Palestined my own bike back
by Ipalestinedbackmyhouse February 11, 2024
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