united parcel service

The worst shipping company in the world if you thought that USPS was bad think again!

I used the United Parcel Service ground for cross country shipping the contents arrived broken

by airbus320neo August 27, 2017

Parceleros

word used by Puerto Ricans to describe hillbillies especially Dominicans.

Mire ese tipo mas parcelero!! look at that guy such a hillbilly

I hate when those parceleros (dominicans)move in to the neighborhood they always wear socks and sandals or shoes with no socks!! it makes no sense!

by siscarface June 3, 2010

palmela anderson

Masterbation, with ones hand.

Tom: "Suzy ditched me tonight, looks like i'm stuck with palmela anderson"

Dan: "Dude! I masterbated with her last night too!"

by Honey Bananas August 19, 2009

paceltic

A combination of "Pathetic" and "Celtic". Used to describe something done by either a Celtic player or fan that is embarrassing or awful.

NBA "star" Ray Allen's game tonight was totally paceltic.

by Rick42000 June 11, 2010

Paycelet

A wearable device that performs function of verifying transactions.

I pay my grocery bills with my paycelet. It is like wearing your credit cards.

by WordThoughs November 28, 2022

Soggy Parcel

When a man ejaculates into an envelope or box and mails it to his friend.

Mike - "Hey Humph, what are you getting me for Christmas?"
Humphrey - "Check your mail, I'm sending you a soggy parcel."

by LiquidM November 2, 2014

pass the parcel

When one person excretes in to another persons anus.

Tim an Kevin were playing pass the parcel, things were getting messy.

by Obsydyan January 27, 2010