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failed painter

man i cant believe that a failed painter took over most of europe
by dandafan May 25, 2021
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Stinky Painter

During anal sex, the man pulls his penis out and smears it across their partner's skin somewhere.
Oh man! It was gross. Sean told me he gave his girlfriend a Stinky Painter last night.
by Dennis C. October 13, 2009
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painter

A skilled craftsman who applies paint and other liquid coatings to prepared surfaces.
Wears white painter's pants and a white shirt to work.
Usually travels in a white cargo van with ladders mounted on a rack on top of the van.
There are 3 levels of painter:
House painter, Commercial painter, Industrial painter.
House painter is the most common, usually an independant contractor working with a small crew.
Commercial painters generally work for a large construction company where paint is applied by sprayers with a large crew.
Industrial painters work with specialized coatings on large metal
tanks, ships & bridges.
In many parts of the country commercial and industrial painters are members of a trade union. House painters generally are not.
I hate this color in the dining room, lets call a house painter.
by jsd9632 February 28, 2012
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Austrian Painter

Substitute for "Hitler". Used on YouTube, facebook and other social media platforms who seem to have no grasp of what "historical" or "satirical" means. And no, neo-nazis don't get to use this excuse.
Person 1: Remember that famous meme of wide Putin walking?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Now we have wide Austrian Painter walking.
Person 2: Austrian Painter? Who cares abo-... Oh, wait... I get it.
by mancyclopediac July 21, 2022
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painters

Basically "to have the painters in" refers to a woman when she's on the rag. That time of the month when women are better to ignore... for more reasons than one!
God Laura is such a cranky bitch today! She must have the painters in...
by c0za April 8, 2005
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A painter

A painter is a member of an Armed unit that goes into the enemies territory to set a specific target for a missile to hit.
The target set is something that can be traced easily but cannot be found.
Usually some elctrical device with a frequency given only to the Allies so they can hit it.
"Get a painter to set the target.. it's the only way"
by ShallowVision January 8, 2006
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College Works Painters

Misleading
Scam

These people have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars filling the internet with LIES. They speak at schools, post ads on Craigslist, and I honestly think these people are brainwashed in to believing their own lies.

Tell motivated college students that they will make tons of money over the summer and convince them to rush in to signing contracts and selling innocent homeowners a crappy paint job.

You end up investing your own money in an internship. BIG RED FLAG. This money goes to rich CEO's.

Go read REAL testimonies of people who's college lives were ruined by this SCAM.
A lie that will make you lose money.
They ask you hypnotizing questions like,

We are interviewing 50 people today. (LIE) Does College Works Painters sound like a competitive job that you would be interested in?

We are a company that has lasted 17 years, does that sound successful?

We want to you to sign this contract to ensure your business promotion. Does that sound productive.
by Victim0fSCAMz March 17, 2010
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