PadHole

People who use their giant iPads to take pictures and look like assholes.

"That PadHole is blocking the view with his iPad 2"

by Not John Doe June 3, 2015

padovani

When someone is severely boring and lives in the clouds.

Hes such a padovani

by PSUnited April 1, 2017

Padook

1) (verb) When Jimmy does not complete a task to the satisfaction of others or at all.
2) (noun. Padooken) A clothing combination of loud red polo shirt covered by a tweed jacket found at the salvation army.

Jimmy has really padooked this up.
Look at Jimmy's padooked outfit.
I've got to take a padooken.
I only take it in the padook.

by PadookNet August 23, 2019

Padookie

Noun. puh-doo-kee

A nickname given to a tornado that occurs in, or just near the town of Paducah, Texas.

That supercell is about to drop a padookie right over Paducah!

by stinkywx October 6, 2021

Dirty Padlock

When a girl is grinding on you and has her arms locked around your neck at the same time, making it impossible to escape.

Nick: Wow, did you see Austin last night at the dance? That girl had him in a Dirty Padlock all night!

Evan: Yeah i did, he looked so helpless.

by GFAEV423 September 29, 2010

wank paddock

truck stop

the wank paddock was full of trucks with the curtains closed.
in the middle of the day.

by decembeard December 10, 2012

padooka

period shits a woman gets once a month

"I have my period and I have to shit... ugh I hate padookas."

by lizmell January 20, 2008