A boy who's weird, has zero friends but will do anything, just to gain friends. Often it will not work, but sometimes. Just sometimes, he'll end up getting a friend.. But then, just as they're happy, he'll piss them off.
He has never talked to a girl, and really likes trans people.
He has never talked to a girl, and really likes trans people.
by FreeSommer September 1, 2021
Get the Pilfingeren mug.The act of taking the posession(s) of another person, and then giving them to a different person during a holiday season.
I definitely just pilfergifted my little sister's Malibu Barbie to Todd.
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Sir, I'm sorry but you've been caught pilfergifting from innocent children.
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Sir, I'm sorry but you've been caught pilfergifting from innocent children.
by .Ryan. January 14, 2007
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John owns so many pilferous objects in his house that he can't even walk. I can spend days drawing penises on Snapchat pics of all the useless pilferous objects he has.
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