O5-5 “The Proctor”

Also known as Helio, and formerly known as O5-X. Helio is (from what I’ve seen) Reahmortus’ most trusted overseer, being the only one to have permission to accept custom SCPs, other than Reah himself

Oh no, O5-5 “The Proctor” has to go and ban another Nazi, can we give this guy a break?

by ZeppelinFunds July 7, 2022

proctometrist

a doctor specializing in vision care for individuals with their head up their ass.

Dude! It's right there, plain English, in front of your face! You need to make an appointment to see your proctometrist.

by cyclopath September 22, 2010

three finger proctological exam

Anything or anyone that's a HUGE pain in the ass.

To suck and blow simultaneously.

This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!

Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!

by Tenacious Faulker April 14, 2009

proctophile

A person who can’t get enough information or sensations relating to the anus or lower colon.

He’s an insatiable proctophile and I must say, sometimes it gets a little old.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 22, 2019

proctored

To make a blatent error in judgement or blundering mistake which benefits opponents or gives them an increased advantage in any type of competition. Derived from the 2006 Clemson University Football Team's quarterback, Will Proctor.

Dude, who's team are you playing for? You totally fucking proctored us!

by avl November 11, 2008

Alan Proctored

The process of putting away something while it's currently being used or needed by someone else.

You're in the middle of making a peanut butter sandwich and turn around to get a knife. Upon turning back to make your sandwich, the peanut butter has been put away, prompting you to say "someone has Alan Proctored my peanut butter!"

by Grajaseriadero January 8, 2012

proctored

the act in which an otherwise seemingly straight man being "flipped like a flapjack" into homosexuality, typically during an Army deployment to Afghanistan.

"he just got the shit proctored out of him"

by justin proctor May 18, 2010