Procrasturbate

To masturbate instead of doing some chore or work.
I'm sick of math, let's procrasturbate instead
by Justin Jeffery McCulloch April 11, 2011
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Procrasturbate

The act of masturbating when you have other things to be doing.
Man I have this book report due but it's ok if I procrasturbate first, now I have to come up with some bull-shit excuse to tell my teacher.
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procrasturbate

verb (-ator {n}, -ation {n}, -ating {v}, -ated {v})
To defer an action to a later time by masturbating in place of taking said action. Can apply to most situations, although commonly used in reference to the typical habits of students during revison weeks or swot-vac, as it nurtures the natural tendancy to procrastinate and releaves stress.

procrasturbatable, adj, in reference to a situation which enables a person to procrasturbate.
Student 1: "So what were your plans for tonight?"
Student 2: "I thought about studying, but SBS is having a movie night, so I'll probably just procrasturbate instead."
Student 1: "Yeah, same."
by omgexamsintwoweeksholycrap October 27, 2012
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Procrasturbating

When you are starting to wank but lose the motivation to reach the climax, therefore you push back delivering the results later hoping that it will feel better.
I was having a wank job while thinking of Anna Kendrick in "Up in the Air" but then I felt like I wanted to sleep a little more. So I stopped, slept 2-3 hours, then when I woke up, I restarted the job and I finally came. I procrasturbated.

I was rubbing my bean while thinking of being sanswiched by James Franco and Seth Rogen, but the idea of having Jonah Hill joining in just broke my momentum. So I stopped rubbing it before reaching any orgasm, watched some Sex in the City episodes for around 1-2 hours, then I restarted to finally squirt real hard while thinking of Brad Pitt. Procrasturbating sometimes give me bigger orgasms on the 2nd try.
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Procrasturbating

It's when you're sitting down trying to write an essay, and while you're thinking of something to write you start masturbating.
I had a 1000-word essay due tomorrow so I started procrasturbating.
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procrasturbating

Masturbating in the attempt to stave off any thought of working productively.
So I had 3 essays due yesterday but instead of working on them, I just spend the entire night procrasturbating.
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procrasturbating

being lazy and masturbating to get rid of boredom
At least they're working... while I'm just sitting here, procrasturbating
by rvelloso51 June 14, 2015
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