A male or female who is totally awkward performing sex. Someone who only practices the missionary style sex position.
A person who seldom if ever has any type of sexual activity or who has forgotten how to do it.
A person who seldom if ever has any type of sexual activity or who has forgotten how to do it.
The Polish guy who hangs out at the local bar drinking his Polish vodka brags about his sexual exploits to anyone who will listen, but in reality is just a Polish Pornstar.
She talks like she is really a hottie sexually, but the old Hag is really just a dried up Polish Pornstar, who hasn’t had any sex in years
She talks like she is really a hottie sexually, but the old Hag is really just a dried up Polish Pornstar, who hasn’t had any sex in years
by Rory O'Doul January 17, 2019
Get the polish pornstarmug. A man who thinks he's s pornstar by acting like hes in a porno everytime he has sex and repeats everything he has ever heard in a porno but in reality he just sounds like a broken record and his fame is only in his imagination.
pornstar reject " oh yes baby,just like that, don't stop, thats how i like it, oh baby u are a bad girl, that's how I like it . I know u like it. Bad girl, don't stop...."
Girl" Omg will you shut up!" " if you want me to keep going stop trying to talk dirty"
pornstar reject "OK baby, anything you want just don't stop cuz you know how I like it"
Girl" I mean it!"
A Few Minutes Go By...
Pornstar reject" see you like it don't you, your a bad girl , don't stop, oh yes that's my bad girl"
Girl" that's it I'm out of here you pornstar reject!".... " and learn some new lines loser!"
Girl" Omg will you shut up!" " if you want me to keep going stop trying to talk dirty"
pornstar reject "OK baby, anything you want just don't stop cuz you know how I like it"
Girl" I mean it!"
A Few Minutes Go By...
Pornstar reject" see you like it don't you, your a bad girl , don't stop, oh yes that's my bad girl"
Girl" that's it I'm out of here you pornstar reject!".... " and learn some new lines loser!"
by Citychick213 March 23, 2017
Get the pornstar rejectmug. Pornstar parking refers to a parking spot at or near the back entrance of a building. Similarly, rockstar parking is a parking spot in close proximity with the front or main entrance.
by Leung December 28, 2007
Get the pornstar parkingmug. I was having tea the other night with Chester while we were watching the flick My Mom blows like the wind. When the mother started blowing the daughter's boyfriend, Chester said "that dude is a bitch, he can't even get a hardon". He is such an armchair pornstar.
by Onthefence December 9, 2008
Get the Armchair Pornstarmug. The mindset most common among skanks, sluts, hoes, prostitutes, pornstars, etc.
This may include.
. Lack of common sense
. making ones stupidity evident in everyday conversation
. obvious slutty nature
. magnetic attraction to boys and or dick
.lack of clothing
.underwear of choice includes thongs or none whatsoever
. priorities include drinking/ drugs and sex.
. lack of education
This may include.
. Lack of common sense
. making ones stupidity evident in everyday conversation
. obvious slutty nature
. magnetic attraction to boys and or dick
.lack of clothing
.underwear of choice includes thongs or none whatsoever
. priorities include drinking/ drugs and sex.
. lack of education
You: man I don't wanna hate or anything but that girl is obviously rocking with a pornstar mentality
Friend: for real? how can u tell
You: well i mean besides the fact that I can see her thong from here; she didn't even know that their were 50 states.
Friend: true plus she offered drunken handjobs to every dude up at the party last night.
* generally look for an slut to find a prime example of the pornstar mentality
Friend: for real? how can u tell
You: well i mean besides the fact that I can see her thong from here; she didn't even know that their were 50 states.
Friend: true plus she offered drunken handjobs to every dude up at the party last night.
* generally look for an slut to find a prime example of the pornstar mentality
by x crazy up in here November 29, 2010
Get the Pornstar Mentalitymug. A hair style which of overly long hair and which also mostly has the hair arranged with clips, braces and tons of hair spray to tower high on the head and fall in a way that makes the appearance of being large in volume.
It's used to make the person appear taller and basically is the hair equivalent of of silicon boobs.
It's used to make the person appear taller and basically is the hair equivalent of of silicon boobs.
by Sirius Hartshon May 2, 2009
Get the Pornstar Hairmug. A mixture of Vodka and MDMA (Ecstasy), with a much higher ratio of Vodka. Usually 1 tab of MDMA per mickey (375ml) of Vodka. Has a much higher rate of success in acquiring sexual intercourse when consumed by the target female (or male). Thus the name "Pornstar in a Bottle" because it has the effect of making (usually women) have a very strong desire to fornicate.
Disclaimer: May be considered a "date rape" drink if you don't tell the consumer what's in it, but he/she will probably be so drunk and horny it will be you getting "raped."
Disclaimer: May be considered a "date rape" drink if you don't tell the consumer what's in it, but he/she will probably be so drunk and horny it will be you getting "raped."
Eg1: "Dude, I gave her some Pornstar in a Bottle, and she tore my boxers trying to get them off!"
Eg2: "He got me drunk off Pornstar in a Bottle, I couldn't keep myself contained.. It was the best sex I ever had!"
Eg2: "He got me drunk off Pornstar in a Bottle, I couldn't keep myself contained.. It was the best sex I ever had!"
by Ryan R L August 7, 2007
Get the Pornstar in a Bottlemug.