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The one phrase which states quite clearly, the sarcastic way to finish an argument against something.
Said sarcastically or angrily, more or less, with a short burst of temper .
If someone doesn't like your opinion on anything, pretty much, this is said in huge retort to that, and pretty much defines your strong position to it.
"What? You don't like Zelda Breath of the Wild? Fine! Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me!"
by Adam-D June 7, 2020
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Devils Pitchfork

Like a devils threesome except with 3 guys and 1 girl.
Brad and Kevin’s friend Matt showed up, so our devils three-sum turned into a devils pitchfork.
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raining pitchforks and nigger babies

to rain very hard with large rain drops.
"This morning it was raining pitchforks and nigger babies."
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Transylvanian Pitchfork

A sexual act wherein a male insert his penis and each testicle into three seperate women, preferably of Eastern European and Baltic State origin.
Dude, should I Transylvanian Pitchfork my girlfriend and her two sisters?
by KenBonezone6969 July 13, 2018
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Transylvanian Pitchfork

A daring sexual maneuver wherein a male inserts his penis and each individual testicle into three seperate females, preferably from from Eastern European and Baltic State origin.
Dude! I'm thinking of taking my girl to see Dracula and give her the ole Transylvanian Pitchfork with her two friends!
by KenBonezone6969 July 13, 2018
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Means to go for the ogre hunt.
Sometimes misinterpreted as courage, "to take the torches and the pitchforks" is not an act of heroism, nor bravery.
It's rather an act of desperation with the only motivation being to engage sexual activity with a very ugly individual, that would often be confused with an ogre.
Kevin: What happened to Brad at the party last night?
Martin: After 2 am he lost his standards and took the torches and the pitchforks
Kevin: damn man I would never do that (crosses his index and middle-finger behind the back)
Martin: I know! That Katia was a real Ogre!

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by Just1nSw7 August 13, 2018
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Atlanta Pitchfork

tie two bad dragon dildos to your penis, stretch your penis into the shape of a pitchfork and simultaneously take on 3 people at the same time
by Carl the Demi-God Wheezer November 5, 2025
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