Pussymistic

When you don't give a single fuck about life and you only care about sex.

Jake: *holds up a sign on the corner saying "Come ride the 2 inch train, choo choo!*
Paul: Jake why are you so pussymistic, get a damn life.
Jake: Choo choo, Paul, CHOO FUCKING CHOO.
Paul: Ow my anus

by WTMS369 October 21, 2020

Petosimist

A blend between "pesimist and optimist". A person that is a pesimist in nature and uses optimism in a pesimistic way.
Credits: contributed by Mozambique's daughter: word wizard

A petosimist speaking: "They are not going to pay me...at least I know "

by mozanbique July 7, 2023

pessimissbitch

A depress person who will do anything to disrupt a successful movement. A loser who don't like looking at other people succeed.

John is a pessimissbitch because he hate to see other people doing good in the world.

by Lindell November 18, 2010

Pussymist

(ADVERB) A gushing blast of moist air being expelled from the pussy, may or may not include particles of moist solids, varies from queef to queef. Depending on the time of the month can also be called/considered (pinkmist)ing.

Jenny had queefed so hard her pussymist had nearly blinded Jason when he was licking her pussy.

Jason was extremely disgusted to receive Jenny's pussymist orally.

by ChaoticBliss February 13, 2018

Pissimist

The tiny droplets of urine that gets on the toilet seat while pissing

"Is the glass half empty? Is it half full? Doesn't matter cuz it'll just end up being pissimist anyways"

by WhiteRussian523 May 3, 2018

Possimistic

Having a cheerful, positive, upbeat view of any given situation.

Even though his haircut was intended to make him look ridiculous, Travis was possimistic. He laughed, saying that it gave him "street cred".

by SierraMike June 12, 2008

pessimigoth

a pessimist goth who wears all black, paints his fingernails black, wears makeup, and claims he is not goth but still hates all humanity (but not individual people)

Graham Coburn

by Kladfvgbung Micshk May 21, 2004