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Pessi

A finished argentinian player who ghosts in big games. He is also known for stealing ballon d'ors (2021 penaldowski, 2023 paaland or penbappé and 2019 pan pijk).

Fun fact about pessi: he got 5 pens in rigged cup 2022
1: "why is pessi so finished?"
2: "because now he's in the McDonald's league and eats 587 burgers a day so all he can score is pens and tap ins 0.5 metres away from the goal line"
by Pessidoggyispinished July 11, 2024
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Pessi

The GOAT (Greatest of all Thieves), Frionel Pandres Pessi is a ghost from Rosario Argentina. He ghosts against big teams like Marseille, Lyon, Liverpool, Roma and Bayern, unlike his Idol Cristiano Ronaldo, and stat pads against relegation sides in a farmers league. He successfully became the first footballer in history to rig the World Cup and rob 8 ballon dors, 3 from his idol Cristiano, 1 from iniesta, Lewandowski, Neymar, Van dijk and Haaland.
Girlfriend: Our relationship is Pessi
Me: Our relationship is finished? 😢
by Cruzeiro7 February 22, 2024
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Pessi

Pessi is simply a fraud who only scores by penalties and being carried by his team. Right now, he is eating burgers in KFC league and that's why he is so bad. He also achieved "succes" (i'm lying) by stealing ballon dor from robert lewandowski and ronaldo the goat.
-"Oh, no! my favorite mukbanger, Pessi has missed a penalty yet again... :(
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Pessi

A way to insult Lionel Messi when he puts terrible effort in his games
Pessi only scored 4 penalties in the world cup lmao
by edindzekofanboy May 13, 2024
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Pessi is finished

The sentence Pessi is finished is usually used by trolls on FT. When @Goal post a highlight or a goal of a player that is NOT Lionel Messi, these people are always there to comment something about Pessi being finished.
by Honest FT Fan February 10, 2021
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Pessi-douche

One who is the combination of a pessimist and a douchebag. Usually has a constant annoying, negative outlook on life and anyones ideas except theirs. If told they are a pessimist, they will usually try to play it off by being even more of a pessi-docuhe.

Serious cases of pessi-doucheness may result in the argument of how .999...=1 when clearly no one gives a fuck, a constant reminder of some past-argument which had something to do with their pessi-doucheness, or the rejection of hanging out with babes because they think it wont be fun
George "Hey lets go to that party tonight, theres gonna be a bunch of hot girls there, sounds awesome."

Charlie "Nah that doesn't sound too fun, lets just chill here and do nothing for another 4 hours."

George "God dam it your such a pessi-douche."

Charlie "No im not! Your the one with the stupid ideas."
by jajauaua October 5, 2009
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Pessi Fanboy

People who support the ghost of Eibar, the robber of d'or, the FIFA son. They are mostly delusional and always brag about their rigged world cup that was gifted to them. They always bring Ronaldo in some topic not even relating to him.
"Oh, he's a Pessi Fanboy? Yuck."
by lightstonks October 2, 2023
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