peenbrary

The Georgetown University Library

Chris: "I'm just gonna head to the peenbrary now. See you guys later."

by bigblackbao! January 27, 2010

big ol' peen

a very large penis

person 1: wow! steve harvey's nudes leaked! he has a big ol' peen
person 2: mines bigger ew

by big ol' peen boy March 12, 2017

Peence

A penis that is long (apprx. 6-12 inches flaccid) and is incredibly skinny. Basically the opposite of a chode.

Everyone laughed at Mason's peence because it was funny looking. He then cut it off that night because he realized that it is better to have no penis than a peence at all.

by KelCon Mason March 14, 2011

teen peen

When a guys penis is soooo small, it makes you want to turn away unable to figure out if you should laugh at him or have sex with him because you feel so damn bad!

Laura was unable to suck Scotts dick because she was laughing so hard at his teen peen.

by Alison, Laura and Erin March 12, 2004

Peenicorn

A mythological creature, with the body of a horse and horn of a penis.

The Leprechaun wanted to play leap frog with the peenicorn.

by Drea, Chayle, Lauren June 30, 2007

Peenhammer

When your peen is so hard, it feels like Thor’s hammer

Man, I gave that dude’s mom my peenhammer last night

by Rah300 March 22, 2020

Peen fart

Peen fart is the word describing any intolerable act affecting the reproductive areas of he/she/them.

Oh he shot me right In the coochie, what a peen fart.

by PeenMantheRealOne August 5, 2020