ped o'bear

Ped O'Bear is a happy Irish bear who loves kids.

As a special treat he'll let them suck on the beef jerky lollipop he keeps in his pants.

Lil Jessie: Wow, this lollipop tastes great!

Ped O'Bear: Keep sucking and you'll get to the delicious cream filling.

Lil Jessie: Oh boy!

by scodder March 23, 2013

Ped Egg

1. noun-Product that shaves away skin from disgusting people's feet.
2. verb-To use above mentioned product on someone else's feet.
3. adjective or adverb-when used to describe the product above as it applies to raunchiness

1. Before I had some really fucked, repugnant dogs, but now that I have this I can go without socks around my family. Thanks ped egg!
2. Jesus Christ! Them shits is fucking AWFUL! Someone should ped egg your ass!
3. Oh my Gawd man. That woman you were talking to last night was fucking skanky. I bet her shit was ped-egg-gross.

by Brian Cain March 2, 2008

Ped Bread

Bread made using the contents of a ped egg.

My girlfriend dumped me after I made her ped bread for breakfast. Totally worth it.

by Yaziyo August 11, 2010

ped pot

A ped pot is something Pedalvael7654 created on Minecraft Windows 10 Edition. It is where you miss your pot and throw it back to his hometown, which is FALLENTECH.

Me: "HAHA PED POT"
Ped: "Crying"

by pedpot December 4, 2021

Dirty Ped

The inability to cum during sex because you're intoxicated or just shit.

Pedro pulled a dirty Ped last night.

by Pedinthebed April 15, 2020

slow ped

Moron, idiot, slow witted, a person of low intellect.

That Jin is some kind of slow ped.

by mfish December 20, 2008

Ped Xing

Generic Repulican Candidate for the 2012 US Presidential Election. His posters can be seen at crosswalks and fire escapes across America. He spends a suspicious amount of time hanging around men's bathrooms.

"Plus he'd really help our relations with China, after all, his name is Ped Xing" - Stephen Colbert

by Crashd5 June 24, 2011