Patriot 

A guy who is willing to hook up with scuds. I.E. A shortened version of patriot missle

Matty hooks up with so many scuds he is like a patriot missle.

Patriot by GT December 16, 2004

patriot 

Naked, full nudity

During my shower I am patriot.

patriot by wouldntyoulikeotknow May 1, 2003

Patriot 

Some one who has the Canadian flag on key that is in their possession.

I am a patriot because I found this canadian flag key at my house.

Patriot by TheMarchingHammerOfTheGods July 5, 2012

Patriot 

secret service code name for WH Chief of Staff Andrew Card

Patriot had the same name as the Patriot Act which randomly searched suspected terrorists and caught some people who had terrorists in their networks.

Patriot by Coop Dupe March 20, 2020

Patriot 

Someone who voted for Trump because "At least he isn't democrat".

Yes, I am a modern-day patriot. I gave in my bumpstocks to the government because I don't really need them and Red Flag laws can't possibly be that bad.

Patriot by bumpstock go brrrrrr September 20, 2020

Patriot 

1. How racists refer to themselves in order to identify themselves to other racists.

2. A defensive ballistic missile that didn't work very well and was used in the first Gulf War.

"Fellow patriots, Hitler was right when he said.........bla blah racist this, black that, Marxist this, Islam that blah blah blah.......

Patriot by Yulu December 7, 2020

Patriot 

As of 2016, the word patriot in the United States has come to mean SEDITIONIST or TERRORIST.

“We did break down Nancy Pelosi’s office door, and somebody stole her gavel, and took a picture sittin’ in the chair flipping off the camera, and that was on Fox News, and uh, Patriots got down on the floor and were sitting in the house members and senators chairs…”

Patriot by RubyBK January 7, 2021