passing lane blindness

doing the speed limit or LESS! in the (left or) passing lane!
an individual unable to perceive the line of cars behind him/her, hugging their bumper; trying to tell them something.

GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY! YOU DUMB ASS!! -camp on a toilet!!! -makes one long for a james bond car!!! to 'fix' the problem!, ignorance; total non-understanding of ones' status relating to driving techniques.! STUPIDITY!!

that stupid ass has the passing lane blindness, what a dumb mother-fuck!! -might as well get out and walk!!

he has the passing lane blindness, and doesn't notice the tractor-trailer up his ass!!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

Passing Strange

To be black and to act like the typical black person that others want you to be when you are really not. Used in the Broadway show of the same name.

I will go to Morehouse, and join a frat so I can be Passing Strange like the rest of those negroes.

by Lweber584 June 19, 2008

passing thought

A sudden idea

Hey, I just had a passing thought. Do you need help making the shelves level?

by Internet Developer December 29, 2017

passing out

you're extremely tired, so you need to pass out right abut now.

I should be passing out right now .

by ktx3 January 5, 2009

passing lane

The passing lane occurs while you are taking a shit with the poop hanging from your anus and then let out a fart with enough force that causes a vacuum effect causing the shit to retreat back into the anus.

Bob: why is John taking so long in the bathroom?
Joe: I heard him swear after some explosive flatulence. He must have used the passing lane.

by mortivorous November 1, 2014

Passing the Chocolate Torch

The act of defecating into the anus of your partner after vigorous anal sex.

Dude, I totally Passed the Chocolate torch to my girlfriend last night!

Can I be excused? I don't feel so well after my girlfriend passed me the chocolate torch last night.

Passing the Chocolate Torch makes me feel like more of man!

by ironmonkey85224 April 25, 2011

Passing the Lord's Gravy

To commit a premarital sexual act within the bible belt of the Southern States or more often than not to share bodily fluid under the pretense of "Watching a movie" with one's boyfriend/girlfriend.

The feint moans of Alexis resonated throughout the mobile home as Adrian heard his father Stephen batter the door open to his small country dwellings. "Oh shit!" said Adrian. "Ah ha! I knew you weren't just "watching a movie"!" Stephen responded to his son's blasphemous tone. "Passing the Lord's gravy before marriage is not allowed within this trailer! " Stephen finished.

by KyleSean April 22, 2016