Pagani huayra

^ above is mad because he is too poor to afford a gtr and only has a prius

yo whatcha wanna type on urban dictionary
bro i didnt fucking ask
ok imma show hate towards a Pagani huayra
bro i still didnt ask

by poorassjack December 19, 2021

Pagliacci

A depressed guy who makes others laugh by acting like a clown, but can't cheer himself up.

Sad Boy: Bro, I've been kinda down for a while.

Homie: Then go talk to your group's Pagliacci, it'll make you feel better.

Sad Boy: But, dude. I *am* my group's Pagliacci..

Homie: ... Fuck.

by Coal Soul April 5, 2022

Pageant Mom

Woman in her mid forties who pushes her young child to be in pageants to live vicariously through that child. Delirious to how a normal child should be raised and a complete dumb bitch. Notorious for harboring the future strippers of America.

That Pageant mom is the reason my tanning store is still in business.

by Justice S. Erved February 7, 2010

Venus Pagina

(Noun) A triangular bulge similar to a cameltoe found in women but in this case, it is formed in between the legs of homophobic a**holes who wear pants way too tight.

Girl: Boi! Did you see Laurence today?!

Guy: No... Why?

Girl: He Had A Huge Venus Pagina in class.

Guy: Dowd?! Oh My God!!! Could he be a girl?!?!

Girl: There’s only one way to find out *winks*

Guy: *winks back* seems like we are on a mission

Guy and Girl: *Laughing*

by LDCSAD January 29, 2018

paglia

Italian slang word for cigarette

Baby, passami una paglia

Stèf, come out, lets smoke a paglia

by Kidman June 20, 2006

Pageant answer

An answer to a question that sounds like something you'd hear at a beauty pageant.

Do you like cats?

I love all the animals of the world.

What a pageant answer...

by MaskedSinger November 5, 2010

trailer park beauty pageant

contest or situation where the standards or measuring stick is very low.

sub par excellence.

Ex 1:
Bill: That chick you took home last night was pretty ugly.
Bob: Yeah but she could've won a trailer park beauty pageant.

Ex 2:
Son: I scored 4 Touchdowns today, Dad.
Father: Yeah but you ain't exactly playing a very good team, it's like winning a trailer park beauty pageant.

by Alan W. Chan January 9, 2009