It's only gay if your balls touch

Some heterosexual men, in a two-male-one-female threesome, will avoid the sexual position "DP sandwich" because there is a good chance that one guy's dangling and swinging balls will rub against the the other guy's balls, creating gay pleasure and thus making the sex gay. The woman, to help the guys overcome their gay fears so that she can get what she wants, will encourage them by saying that the sex would only be gay if their balls touched.

Woman: C'mon guys, give it to me! At the same time! I'm so horny.
Man 1: No way, that's totally gay.
Man 2: Yeah, that's gay.
Woman: What is this, the Rocky & Bullwinkle show?! C'mon guys, think about it, it's only gay if your balls touch.
Man 1: (To Woman:) OK, maybe you're right. (To Man 2:) But I'm going to be on top because I don't trust you and your low-hanging balls.
Man 2: Sure, man, whatever.

by EmptyMeter April 25, 2017

The Only Truth that Matters

The Only Truth that Matters is Love

I drove all night to see her because she is The Only Truth that Matters

by Liberation Theology December 16, 2019

Anime Only

People who solely watch the anime and do not read the manga

This guy isn't up to that part yet, he's an anime only

by Teemo4Life May 1, 2019

OnlyWoke

Really cool rapper man, with great songs.

Me: Have you heard of OnlyWoke?
Me: Yeah, he's so cool!
Me: I am lonely...

by bigboijimbo April 25, 2021

OnlySimps

Slang term for OnlyFans, because only simps use OnlyFans.

-" Haha, Jimmy bought an OnlySimps subscription."
-"What's OnlySimps?"
-"Slang term for OnlyFans, because only simps use OnlyFans."
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by Enko247 August 26, 2022

Employees Only Room

A room employees do to have lunch, get a drink, have sex, masturbate, and anal sex. I’m calling the cops now

Employees Only Room yes

by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019

Face only a mother could love

Someone horrendously ugly. Only a mother would love them or ( maybe not ). They're that ugly.

Salvatore Vitale has a face only a mother could love.

by sjjs2 March 1, 2009