Ostrander

Village in Central Ohio platted in 1852 and became incorporated in Delaware County in 1876. 2007 census shows population at 542.

Geographically described as "..between Marysville and Delaware."

Hometown of Professional Golfer, Ben Curtis.

You're from Ostrander? Where the %$#@*& is Ostrander??

It's between Marysville and Delaware.

by 2Whyte February 26, 2009

social ostrich

A person who avoids and/or ignores all social problems at any extent possible.

Jon is being a giant social ostrich right now, it's really frustrating.

by Suckayeah June 15, 2009

Ostrichsized

The size of an ostrich.
From the words ostrich and size, commonly confused with ostracized.

Q: "so how high was the surf?"
A: "ostrichsized"

by Dennis Wormald October 11, 2007

Ostrichata

The phenomenon of a piñata shaped like an ostrich, or in rarer cases: an ostrich shaped like a piñata

A childrens birthday turned fatal when the ostrichata got loose and killed everyone. They should have bought a piñata shaped like an ostrich - not an ostrich shaped like a piñata. Noob.

by MRWLOFS May 16, 2018

Oral Ostrich

While preforming oral sex on a girl you put your throat on her clitoris and hum to vibrate your neck.

I preformed the Oral Ostrich on your sister last night.

by El Rojo Jesus September 6, 2010

Crazy Ostrich

When a female simultaneously receives both vaginal and anal sex while also giving head and two hand jobs. If you can picture in your head the head, lower body, and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name "Crazy Ostrich."
Similar to the "spastic eagle."

I bet you she is limping because those five guys gave her a crazy ostrich.

by 5GuyS May 6, 2013

Motor ostrich

When you stick your head in your girls ass and she farts

I gave my girl a Motor ostrich and I have pink eye now.

by Playbut December 25, 2019