As likened to a football widow (i.e. a woman that does not like watching football, while her husband loves watching it), these children also do not like football, and are often found reading a LOT during football season
Roger: Hey, Dave! Did you go to Bryan's Superbowl party?
Dave: Yes, I did. Bryan had a good party, but his wife Gail wasn't there, as she and their son Dale went to the mall that day, instead.
Roger, They went to the mall, instead of watching the game? God, why?
Dave: Well, she and Dale don't really like football a lot. I guess they are the typical football widow and football orphan.
Dave: Yes, I did. Bryan had a good party, but his wife Gail wasn't there, as she and their son Dale went to the mall that day, instead.
Roger, They went to the mall, instead of watching the game? God, why?
Dave: Well, she and Dale don't really like football a lot. I guess they are the typical football widow and football orphan.
by brooskitooski February 06, 2020
by Dr Bunnygirl October 20, 2019
A child who's raised without nurturing love will behave aggressively towards others to the point of pushing away those who could give love to that child, thereby keeping the child in an unloving environment.
As an orphan I acted out because I wanted a family. No family would adopt me because I acted out. I was trapped in the orphan's paradox.
by SnoogerWookie September 25, 2010
Although it seems he had a family at some point early on, that guy is a straight-up sociopath really, a morphin’ orphan!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 08, 2019
Yeah, I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I haven't been laid in a month, so am just burping the orphan.
by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012
Kicking an orphan is a past time that dates back to ancient Mesopotamia where people would take a baby that no one wanted and kick it. The sport was invented when one intelligent, wealthy man by the name of Dick Trump said "Let us kick this baby, what will it do, tell its parents" and the sport was born! Now, though outlawed in countries like Canada, Sweden, Norway, Mexico, Estonia, China, Italy, as well as France, Germany, Cuba, Ireland, and a few other middle eastern countries, Kicking the orphan is a very fun sport for the whole family, or lack their of.
by a person i think May 07, 2020
Felix: Hey bro what do you want to do tonight?
Clevis: I got a bottle of "Orphan Tears".
Felix: Hell Yeah! Lets go Roll at that rave on Huey's farm!
Clevis: Last time I Tripped on "Orphan Tears", a rainbow shot out of my ass and I humped the shit out of a Leprechaun.
Felix: That... Wasn't a Leprechaun.
Clevis: I got a bottle of "Orphan Tears".
Felix: Hell Yeah! Lets go Roll at that rave on Huey's farm!
Clevis: Last time I Tripped on "Orphan Tears", a rainbow shot out of my ass and I humped the shit out of a Leprechaun.
Felix: That... Wasn't a Leprechaun.
by Conwaytwitty April 22, 2011