orgasmical

1. something so great, so good, it reaches the awesomeness of an orgasm; pure magic

1a. Oh My Gosh, these strawberries are orgasmical!!!!!! they are so 'effing good!

1b. person A: so how was your weekend?
person B: *sighs* orgasmical...

by miss michele March 13, 2008

Origami Asswipe

to wipe one's buttocks with a wad of toilet paper and then fold the paper in on itself so that one may wipe again with the same wad without the feces on that wad making contact with either the hand or the buttocks. Its purpose may be either to conserve toilet paper, or to be able to finish cleaning one's rear when very little toilet paper remains.

A: I gotta take a dump.
B: We're almost out of toilet paper.
A: That's Ok. I'll do an origami asswipe.
B: Can I watch?

by frankdux February 24, 2009

orgasmic piss

A orgasmic piss is similar to a peegasm it is when you finally take a piss after holding it in for an extended period of time i.e. a long trip, waiting for an end of a movie or having to finish something and just can’t get away. The feeling makes your legs weak, you feel good all over and you can’t think of anything but what is happing at that moment.

Alex "Where is Joe?"
Les "He went to the restroom he had to piss real badly."
Alex "Well I hope that teaches him not to have a Large Drink after we leave that last restroom for 40 miles."
3 Minutes later
Les “Joe feeling any better?”
Joe “Yep just had the best orgasmic piss ever.”

by canine June 22, 2008

full contact origami

Slang for underground fight club in Bloomington, Indiana.

"Terry watched the full contact origami and wants his ass kicked now"

by Casey May 13, 2005

Orgasmically Explosive

When you're just SO badass, you have exploding reproductive "juices"

1: "Dude, I'm like, totally, Orgasmically Explosive!"
2: "I think that's medically frowned upon."
1: "Oh well. You know it's awesome."

by Enrique Duque January 19, 2009

Orgasmileage

How long you (male) and your partner can perform intercourse without you ejaculating.

Steve "Man i get great Orgasmileage!"

by stevo baesl June 5, 2010

Origami Quarterback

A quarterback held in high accord who always seems to fold during critical plays and games.

Tony Romo will never get the Cowboys to a Superbowl. He's an origami quarterback; especially in the playoffs.

by Miss Murder Monroe September 16, 2011