Glory Orbs

A perfect pair of fake knockers . A pair of fake boobies SO awesome, it's as if they were sent down from heaven just to make you smile.

These are very rare, and this term is not to be used lightly.

So perfect.

So shapely.

Glory orbs.

1.dude 1: Dude! Look at those boobies!
dude 2: Those are nice titties! And fake too!
dude 1: Now those are some glory orbs

2. dude: I had lost faith in humanity... then I saw a pair of glory orbs

by peeew February 9, 2014

golden orbs

a female's breasts

oh snap that chicks got some monstrous golden orbs

by Geoff May 29, 2004

the spinning orb

it's a particuly freaky sex move, for it to work you need a really fat person to sit on youre face and then fling you using only his/her ringer. to latch on the fatty will need to spin around.

G sus: 'ohhh i have broken my body, last night my obese whale of a girlfriend gave mr the spinning orb'

Nan: 'shit, thats the most dangerous move in the world.'

by bea and may March 8, 2009

Ice Orb

A Fake French Nigga That Works at Wendy’s and Grinds Modern Warfare

My dad left just like Ice Orbs did

by COBOAH June 1, 2019

Orb of T'kketh

The very essence of Life on Earth and one of 15 Life Orbs in the universe. It is said whoever controls the orb will gain the ability to shape life itself on Earth. The origin of the orb is still unknown, although it is rumored to have been used by the gods to create life on this planet. There are many Life Orbs, but the orb of T'kketh is specific to life on Earth. T'kketh translates loosely to "To be kept on Earth", which has led to the belief if the orb is destroyed or otherwise removed from Earth, life on this planet would cease to exist.

The Orb of T'kketh shall be protected at all costs!

by Busaru May 31, 2017

Orb Fondling

that time traitor-fuckface donald trump went to Saudi Arabia

Marcy was scrolling the internet and came across a news item about Trump being in-debt to Saudi Arabia, which showed a pic of TFG holding a glowing ball. She called to her roommate, Diane, to come over. "Di, WTF? that looks like a seance!" and Di replied, "no, hon. that's Orb Fondling." they both laughed and went to lunch.

by Uncle Joosie April 6, 2022

pendulous orbs

Sagging milk mountains.

Not knowing Grandma had come for a visit and being stuffed with prune brownies, Carl burst into the bathroom only to spy her enormous, pendulous orbs.

by Darby January 22, 2004