Optrex

A liquid substance used to wash out the impurities of everyday living.

Used when one catches a glimpse of an Un-Aesthetically pleasing, promiscuous woman or filthbag.

Quick, get the Optrex I just saw a rancid filthbag.

by !ndy September 14, 2004

Optirectalfecalitis

A severe mental condition that normally takes hold during the early morning hours shortly after waking. The affected individual will almost immediately suffer from a shity outlook on life in general. Optirectalfecalitis(ORF) is sometimes confused with depression. One way in which to verify the condition is to make a comment about how great your life is. One of two reactions will then occur. The individual will break down into tears and whine about how crappy things are, this is classic depression. If you wake up a day later in the hospital with a concussion then you know that the individual was suffering from ORF.

The best way to approach a person with suspected Optirectalfecalitis is with a beer(preferably open). This tends to create a temporary buffer in the brain stem allowing for conversation without fear of injury.

by PenguinsFury January 14, 2009

opured

soft and hard at the same time.

This shirt is opured.

by bread infection November 26, 2009

Optirical

Someone who always thinks they will win, or receive the best outcome of any circumstance.

Daniel, being an optiricalist, assumed he was going to have the best sex ever tonight because he was going out with the most popular girl in school.

by Merlin and Archimedes May 4, 2010

octurnal

Awake 8 times a day.

•Dawn
•Noon
•Breakfast
•Lunch
•Dinner
•Midnight
•Snack time
•That awkward time when ur only slightly sleeping

Wow that kid must be octurnal! He's awake at dawn, noon, breakfast, lunch, dinner, midnight, snack time, and that awkward time when you're only slightly sleeping!!!!!!!!😀😁😍😁😌😁😗😬😍😁

by Zelda Patricia Fluffyarse June 5, 2016

Do an Optus

To leave corporate Internet APIs open to the internet and allow half of all Australian adults' personal information to be exported for sale on illicit marketplaces.

When mentoring a Junior Developer on security issues with their API "Make sure that API is secure - we don't want to do an Optus"

by potatopeepo October 3, 2022

oppurpunity

When you are inclined to have sex with someone and it is the right place...and the right time.

Dude, I got with Jill the other night and it was the perfect oppurpunity.

by Tim Caban September 12, 2006