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1 definition by
Merlin and Archimedes
1
Optirical
Someone who always thinks they will
win
, or
receive
the best
outcome
of any circumstance.
Daniel
, being an optiricalist,
assumed
he was going to have the best sex ever tonight because he was going out with the most
popular girl
in school.
by
Merlin and Archimedes
May 03, 2010
Get a
Optirical
mug for your father Callisto.
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