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like old people fuck

Descriptive phrase. Usually used after a noun and verb.

Compares what someone or something is doing (or has done) to the speed and style of elderly people having sexual intercourse.
Ex: Damn it, John. You run like old people fuck! Hurry up!
by Les Mots September 17, 2023
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old white people

unseasoned people that eat casserole for breakfast lunch and dinner and knit shit like ats for their cats
hey look there's jerry the old white person with his old white people
by poopoopeepeedonthetree April 14, 2020
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Semi old people

by 123van October 24, 2016
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Old people

Americans over 50 are worse than younger people at telling facts from opinions, according to a new study by Pew Research Center.

Given 10 statements, five each of fact and opinion, younger Americans correctly identified both the facts and the opinions at higher rates than older Americans did. Forty-four percent of younger people identified all five opinions as opinions, while only 26 percent of older people did. And 18-to-29-year-olds performed more than twice as well as the 65+ set. Of the latter group, only 17 percent classified all five facts as factual statements.
P1: old people have an opinion about everything if it's not done old school it's incorrect.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 7, 2019
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Old People Sex

Plain and simple to describe really...you ever pull a grilled cheese sandwich apart?
Old People Sex is the best. You literally can’t take yourselves off of them!”
by Filthypilgrim February 7, 2021
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Group featuring old people.

A group filled with teens who think they are older than they actually are.

They are also messed up in many more ways than one.
This Group featuring old people. is odd.
by That one weirdo November 26, 2019
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Old People Shenanigames

Basically, it's people who are over 60 doing silly, silly, or dishonest things, usually done in a funny or lighthearted way. Sometimes they don't even realize they're doing what they're doing.

The word is often used in the plural, and it can imply that an old person is up to something, either playfully naughty or deceitful.
"Grandma was putting stuff in the shopping cart when I wasn't looking. Old people shenanigames again."
by KlearliiKrazii March 12, 2025
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