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Offensive Rebound

After coming out of a relationship, very quickly finding a new love interest of greater value than the previous relationship. Like a traditional rebound, but with a better chance to score a new relationship with a better mate.
Guy 1: Dude, one happened to that one chick you were talking to?

Guy 2: I dumped her because she was a skank. But I found this awesome girl the next day!

Guy 1: Nice offensive rebound! You're really controlling the boards!
by Jack the Definer December 14, 2009
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Offensive

1. To take a stance or position against a percieved assault.

2. The quality of an attack used against an opponent or enemy during battle.

3. To find an opinion, act, object or situation to be detestable.
1. Arthur took an offensive position to prepare for Uryens' attack.

2. Yuko certainly did put up a good offesive while battling Emperor Magus.

3.Because I often find Fred's political definitions to be offensive, I give all of his definitions a thumbs down even the non-political ones.
by D.Collective April 12, 2007
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A port of CS:GO in Roblox. Played by nine year olds, and people who can't afford CS:GO.
"I'm too poor to buy CS:GO so I play counter blox roblox offensive instead, It's really not that bad I swear!"
by GEHooven August 22, 2017
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non-offensive swears

Frell: The Scapespeak equivalent of another popular F-word. Undoubtedly the most popular of the Farscape swear words and the word most likely to get odd looks from the avid Scaper's co-workers when he/she stubs a toe on the filing cabinet. According to Farscape: The Illustrated Companion, frell is a Sebacean word. Variations include frelled, frelling, frellnik, and frelljek.
What the frell?!
Your out of your frelling mind.
by Brian M October 8, 2003
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soft and offensive

You should know, it's just like you
soft and offensive, just like you.
by dattt boiiii June 6, 2017
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offensivism

The act of looking to be offended, regardless of the intent of the offending party.
Watch what you say online, because the trolls of offensivism will find a way to be offended and then attack your person
by Grumpy old Nerd May 12, 2018
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Offendive

it means being a big meanie >:(
I said something very offendive to my cat
by NotKat ;);) February 27, 2021
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