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NateCohen2k: You suck dude I don't wanna be your obffl anymore.
Theycallmesp00f: what the heck?? I thought we were online best friends for life, forever!?
by Sp00fboss420sauce December 7, 2009
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obfustate

to provide an overwhelming quantity of statistics (often irrelevant and sometimes completely spurious) in response to an enquiry.

a practise often favoured by government spokespersons.
Prime Ministers Questions only provide Mr Brown with further opportunities to demonstrate his criminal capacity to obfustate.
by genericwaz January 19, 2010
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obfious

adjective

1. deliberately unclear or vague; intentionally confusing, so as to prevent discussion based on facts; misleading:

2. prone to deceiving others by misdirection;
(1)Saying that massive spending cuts were necessary to balance the budget was obfious.

(2)He disarmed his political opponents by being obfious.
by theOtherBarry November 23, 2011
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obfn

24 degrees ? OBFN (Oh baby fuck no), I'm staying inside.
by anonymous October 29, 2020
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OBFG

OBFGs run the world. The next time your power goes out, look for the OBFG in charge of getting the powerplant back online. DEI hires need not apply.
by GenericActual July 23, 2024
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obfyt

Bro 1 : Fuck you bro I have to leave.
Bro 2: obfyt.
Bro 1: wtf are you making abbreviations yourself and defining them in urban dictionary.
by Iblamearavind May 5, 2024
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Obfasculated

To be consumed by obsessive thoughts or behaviours about a romantic partner after a separation, particularly when the breakup was caused by one partner's fear of emotional intimacy or commitment due to the relationship's inevitable end, often due to geographical distance. The individual experiencing this state is unable to achieve emotional closure, leading to a continual preoccupation with the past relationship.
"Ever since their breakup, Maya was obfasculated, unable to stop thinking about Ben, even though they both knew the distance would never allow them to be together."
by Donchev December 20, 2024
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