limp dick origami

Attempting to insert a flaccid penis into a body cavity while extremely intoxicated.
Chris took a Slore home from The Station last night so he could practice his Limp Dick Origami.
by SludgeHammer May 27, 2016
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Origami Bitch Slap

Getting a peer, co-worker, or supervisor a corporate write-up up just because you dislike them or because they have caused you some inconvenience.
Rex is pissing me off today, imma origami bitch slap that bastard!

Jessica didn't sweep up after her shift last night and i had to do it when i opened this morning, I'm gonna get her origami bitch slapped.
by Rand0mT@$k May 27, 2009
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The latest instance of the Mushroom Kingdom’s Toad infestation, TTYD fans grow ever more enraged with the lack of unique characters. In this one, you save the world from an edge lord with an inflated ego.
Fans of the original Paper Mario trilogy tend to be conflicted by the release of Paper Mario: The Origami King
by StarPrismGaming February 16, 2021
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A video game made by Nontendo for the Nontendo Swooch. It follows the story of Paper Maper who goes through a poopercraft world to defeat King Kolly, the Origami Korigami. Paper Maper encounters the members of the Legion of Shittinary (Colored Nerf Darts, Trash Can, Pliers, YAPE, Knife and Gun.) The game makes you pull your eyeballs out after 1 hour of playing it. Made famous because of Juno Songs.
Juno: You can purchase Paper Maper: The Origami Korigami at the local StameGop.
by X CAT ULTIMA March 21, 2021
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origami crane

It is a symbol of vigilance and wisdom and is known as the "bird of luck". but also as a symbol of caution and sleepless vigilance.
When you give away an origami crane to a specific person, it is a kind gesture
by REH :) August 10, 2020
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intellectual origami

Like word salad but the words coming out of the person speaking actually sound intelligent and enable the speaker to come across as intellectual. Intellectual origami involves sounding intellectual for the sake of sounding intellectual. The speaker will use high profile and scientific sounding words. Think of origami like an intricately folded collection of sharp edges which look impressive, but have much less weight than you’d think.
Paul from Love Is Blind deployed his intellectual origami when speaking or answering any question that production asked him. It would sound impressive, but ultimately it was just a form of intellectual word salad.
by Bah Zah May 5, 2023
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