Nutella wristy

Shaking ones tally whacker with Nutella

Lisa: hey man I gotta check my pants
Peter: wanna touch my junk with Nutella? (Nutella wristy)

by Tonguepunchmyfartbox June 14, 2014

nutes

Nutes is a common slang term for plant nutrients. Nitrogen, phosphate and potassium (NPK) or any of the micro nuttrients, sulphur, calcium, magneseum and iron, etc..

Joe topped off the nutes in his hydroponic resevior.

by Buzzola May 24, 2006

Nutella

Orgasm in a jar. You could put this stuff on a shoe and eat it. Or do like anyone else and just eat it out the jar.

My girlfriend gave up sex to prove a point. Crazy bitch. Lucky I have nutella.

by Neverendingname June 11, 2011

Nutella Virgin

Someone really lame who has never tasted nutella.

Me: Hey wanna go get some nutella?
You: WTF is nutella?
Me: You're such a nutella virgin, you fag.

by Youre mommmma! May 13, 2009

Nutella'ing

The act of rubbing Nutella on a person's body and then licking it off.

Oh man, I nutella'd last night and it was so sexy. I hope you go nutella'ing tonight with a hot chick.

by Kuzuail March 1, 2011

nutella nigger

A white Motherfucker, Who puts Nutella on his face to look black, Commonly Beaners.

I just saw a nutella nigger at school, He looked so good i could actually eat him out

by HairyAsshole June 8, 2014

nutekak

Slut, slag, bitch, whore, someone who has suddenly got many friends and acts likes their famous when they aren’t

Caitlin: Have you heard of that Lucy acting likes she’s about 30 with all these boyfriends she’s getting
Lia: Yeah, she’s such a nutekak
Caitlin: innit

by 627462837 February 20, 2020