nursing school

A place where many will enter and few will graduate, run by the worse nursing instructors of mankind.

Well, I just got into nursing school, hmmm...... I wonder if I will graduate.

by krh90 September 3, 2009

nisrin

Has a great sense of humor. This girl is so savage! Shes also really good at sports and you'll probaly never see her with her hair down.

Wow I really wanna be nisrin! She makes sports look so easy!

by sparks January 12, 2017

Nursing School

World's last legal form of torture. After two years in a gulag learning to "help people", you are shipped off to Siberia for had labor to "help people" as a clinical student. Survivors and escapees of these death camps are rewarded ridiculously by the institutions that monitored the torture. Victims can be identified by scrubs, an enduring symbol of pain and suffering.

Perks from nursing school include the ability to know when the moon is full without looking outside, tell what someone drank and their BAC by smell, and pulling all-nighters as training for overnight shifts after you graduate.

by Killa Meplease, RN October 21, 2011

nursing a semi

when a man gets half exciited. not a full boner, but he is nearly there.

Man, i was nursing a semi when that chic got out of the pool

by Trudub August 29, 2006

Nursing your drink

Taking far too long to drink your drink.

Stop nursing your drink like a bitch and chug that shit already!

by Amykins1136 October 25, 2011

Nisrine

Nisrine is the best girl you will ever met. She is fine, smart and of course sexy. Also her name is in arabic meaning wild girl, whoever has that name is extremely pretty and attractive. She will always check in on you at just the right moments. The kind of advice that validates your feelings while still holding you accountable for your own actions. She has high level of patience, but don't take her kindness for granted; she will put you in your place if you do!

wow she is such a nisrine, just like a beautiful flower.

by @nisrine12/33 November 22, 2021

Nursing Home Combo Platter

Sexual act performed on a male senior citizen. Female feeds a combination Viagra/Laxative to bedridden patient. Upon appearance of the "boner", the female gives a hand-job/blow-job which will cause the old man to ejaculate and shit the bed simultaneously. Female leaves entire mess for nursing staff to clean-up. Commonly used by younger wife/girlfriend to piss off the old mans grown-up children.

Gold Digger:"I went to see my sugar-daddy and I gave him a Nursing Home Combo Platter"
Gold Diggers best friend:"You deserve ALL his money,Baby! Now let's go get our nails did."

by Loscar ugol October 20, 2008