numpty

someone who is so fucking irritating that they manage to get under your skin and make your blood boil with their painful slowness and stupity

that guy was a total fucking numpty

by rebel girl October 6, 2003

numpty shirt

An extremely unfashionable shirt which is guaranteed to make any wearer look like a total spaz.

Fuck mine dude, get away from me when you are wearing that numpty shirt!!!

by Insert name here...... October 8, 2013

Numptified

When something is numptified, it has gone wrong, generally in a silly or just plain pointless way. Also it can be used to describe somebody's brain function, especially due to lack of sleep.

"damn it, the cake's gone numptified - it hasn't risen at all"
"Sorry if I'm not making sense, I've gone numptified since last night's party"
"That numptified checkout girl couldn't find the bar-code on the back of my book. It was totally visible though!"

by Clover_grl January 11, 2009

numping

To rub male to male or female to female bottoms together, generally involving olive oil.

reverse spoon numping, numping sponge, numping frottage,spoof numping, oily bottom numping

by Bill4b August 28, 2006

Numpty

Somebody who's stupid. Basically me, stripped of my privileges.

Everybody told her to study for the exam lest she fail like a numpty would. She partied all week and failed the exam. To this day, she still says "she believed she could so she did."

by ChristeenG May 31, 2018

numpty

A complete Tard, Someone that doesn't know their arse hole from their Ear hole! Someone that has to have every little thing repeated to them at least twice..... repeated to them at least twice!

That bloke is such a numpty, I made his password his first name and I still had to spell it for him !

by Stealth July 16, 2003

numpty

e.g a bit of an idiot
someone who is a bit of a novice

"he's a fucking numpty"
OR
"dont be a numpty"

by chunkymonkey September 2, 2005