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lumberjack breakfast

When a chick goes down on your morning wood then swallows.
Kim sure is a keeper, this morning she had a lumberjack breakfast and then made me waffles.
by Dub Sack All-Stars October 2, 2007
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lumberjack

A red and black flanel jacket, coat, or shirt popular in the 80s and 90s. Actual lumberjacks wear these often.
Way back when I had the red and black lumberjack, with the hat to match.
by Jon Thomas October 5, 2005
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Indonesian Lumberjack

The act of fucking a girl from Sweden in the ass in front of a Denny's while watching Perfect Strangers reruns. Contrary to popular belief, this can be done anytime throughout the day, as Denny's serves breakfast all day long.
I was performing the Indonesian Lumberjack on Heidi when she began to sob about her recently deceased pet goat.
by cabbagelou October 7, 2009
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Lumberjack Slam

The female participant is laying completely nude, face down, and is handcuffed to each of the four bed posts.
The male stands nude on the bed located between the females feet with a full erection. He raises his hands and shimmies his fingers about(Representing tree limbs and leaves) and Shouts, "TIMBER!" After shouting, he falls(belly flop style) face first into the back of the female firmly planting his fallace into the females anal canal. This maneuver is done with the female laying face down to heighten the level of surprise. Attempt at your own risk! This can leave your man parts in tatters if done incorrectly.

This maneuver was invented while dining at Dennie's and tested later that evening.
I gave Astronut one wicked Lumberjack Slam! That kid won't be walking for a month!
by Sasquatch Alpha and ColBeck April 27, 2005
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lumberjack lunchbox

When a man eats a woman's pussy while she is taking a shit. The female version of the blumpkin. The phrase is derived from a man eating lunch while logs are being dropped.
Usually i wake Stacey up with some good old fashioned morning sex. But last night was fajita night, so i will give her a nice lumberjack lunchbox on this glorious morning.
by friendly bushwhacker September 1, 2010
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lumberjack

A girl that is so disgusting, that she makes you lose a boner. she "cuts down your wood".
"Did you see Kara last night? She was such a lumberjack!"
by Someone you do not know May 30, 2006
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Alaskan Lumberjack

The Alaskan lumberjack involves taking a shit on another persons chest then standing up and cutting the shit in half with your pee.
Bensk: So did you finally Alaskan Lumberjack her?
Jeremy: Yeah but I nearly ran out of piss it was a massive shi
by Tebbsthepoonslayer October 10, 2012
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