A complete manwhore. He hooks up with girls says he loves them and then leaves them right after getting some. he even tells them that he got what he wanted. Also happens to dump girls calluosly... ie. online or through letters. He goes to Prep and thinks he is soo hot, but he's not. He brother (twin) Matt is apparently nice, but the girls he goes out with would never no as Mike never introduces them. Mike isn't hot, but somehow he gets the really goodlooking girls sometimes like 3 at once. Really and truly Mike doesn't get what he deserves... nothing. And girls word of advice don't go out with him
Girl: omg Mike said he loves me and them we went all the way
(2 days later) Girl: awwww. he dumped me and after all i did
(3 days later) Girl sees Him hooking up with other girl
(2 days later) Girl: awwww. he dumped me and after all i did
(3 days later) Girl sees Him hooking up with other girl
by USED January 2, 2005
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If he's blind, I'm eyesight.
If he's deaf, I'm voice.
If he has a million fans, I'm one of them.
If he has no fans, I don't exist.
If he's blind, I'm eyesight.
If he's deaf, I'm voice.
If he has a million fans, I'm one of them.
If he has no fans, I don't exist.
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Is the sweetest, most beautiful, sexiest girl you'll ever meet. They are usually very kind, loving, trustable, great girlfriend/friend. The name means saint, pure in Assyrian.
Is the sweetest, most beautiful, sexiest girl you'll ever meet. They are usually very kind, loving, trustable, great girlfriend/friend. The name means saint, pure in Assyrian.
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Reserved for only the smallest of dwarfs, this names origin dates back to merchants travelling the silk road meaning 'Cute girl' or 'Angry little person' (linguists cannot fully agree).
Though Nunes are typically shy, they are a fountain of geeky knowledge when they open up. Known for their beauty and interlect it is common for Nunes to become Queens of the dwarf folk; most famously Nune Tinybluejacket, who while standing only 4'3 led the greatest dwarf empire of Armenia before all history was lost.
Archaeologists have decifered some key pieces of information from that which was not destroyed. Nune was easy to anger and even 'rage quit' in many games with Lord Lucas from the empire of giants, despite their long standing trade agreement. She was also a great explorer, ranging across modern day Europe riding her royal dog like a regular human would a horse.
Legends tell of Nune Tinybluejacket's return one day, where her dwarf empire will rise up once again....
Though Nunes are typically shy, they are a fountain of geeky knowledge when they open up. Known for their beauty and interlect it is common for Nunes to become Queens of the dwarf folk; most famously Nune Tinybluejacket, who while standing only 4'3 led the greatest dwarf empire of Armenia before all history was lost.
Archaeologists have decifered some key pieces of information from that which was not destroyed. Nune was easy to anger and even 'rage quit' in many games with Lord Lucas from the empire of giants, despite their long standing trade agreement. She was also a great explorer, ranging across modern day Europe riding her royal dog like a regular human would a horse.
Legends tell of Nune Tinybluejacket's return one day, where her dwarf empire will rise up once again....
'Oh Nune is pretty cool but Lucas is way cooler'
'I didn't know people could get that small? Oh wait, that's just Nune'
'Nune's kinda cute but doesn't she wear baby shoe sizes?'
'I didn't know people could get that small? Oh wait, that's just Nune'
'Nune's kinda cute but doesn't she wear baby shoe sizes?'
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